How are you NOT getting this. Maybe we should switch roles 
ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game
Moderator: Damelon
Great news! I just won a million dollars! To get your share never ask for homework ever again!!*
*Subject to you submitting your social security number, your address, your full legal name and your mothers maiden name...for **ahem,** legal purposes
*Subject to you submitting your social security number, your address, your full legal name and your mothers maiden name...for **ahem,** legal purposes
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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FindailsCrispyPancakes
- <i>Elohim</i>
- Posts: 207
- Joined: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:47 pm
Jovial though I may be, your repeated requests for homework anger me somewhat. I am nearly half a century old now and you really have to let this go. It was one assignment and I was in hospital having my tonsils removed.
I left school over three decades ago. You've been retired for 20 years and you can barely walk now. For pity's sake stop hurting yourself like this and go home. Please, you must stop distracting me now. I'm trying to operate this nuclear reactor.
Actually, how the hell did you get past security?
I left school over three decades ago. You've been retired for 20 years and you can barely walk now. For pity's sake stop hurting yourself like this and go home. Please, you must stop distracting me now. I'm trying to operate this nuclear reactor.
Actually, how the hell did you get past security?
EARTH:
Not even remotely harmless
Not even remotely harmless
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FindailsCrispyPancakes
- <i>Elohim</i>
- Posts: 207
- Joined: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:47 pm
Naturally, when you said the 'h' word I started to feel giddy and nauseated. The last thing I remember before it all went black was the people running and screaming.
Well now look what you've done. You know it makes me burst into flames, yet still you insist on using the 'h' word and now there's no school any more.
I hope you're feeling very pleased with yourself. Call yourself a teacher? You're a massive disappointment not just to me but to the human world in general. You've let your species down AGAIN.
Well now look what you've done. You know it makes me burst into flames, yet still you insist on using the 'h' word and now there's no school any more.
I hope you're feeling very pleased with yourself. Call yourself a teacher? You're a massive disappointment not just to me but to the human world in general. You've let your species down AGAIN.
EARTH:
Not even remotely harmless
Not even remotely harmless
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FindailsCrispyPancakes
- <i>Elohim</i>
- Posts: 207
- Joined: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:47 pm
Quoting directly from the psychiatric report, I can see that you are in fact a plumber from rural Iceland and have never obtained teaching qualifications in your life.
It says here that your failure to speak even basic English has made your pursuit of employment as a teacher in this country astonishingly difficult.
However, I have to confess I'm very impressed with your persistence. You've pursued this elaborate masquerade for many years and I find it admirable that you didn't even break character all that time you were in custody.
You've got a bit of a glint in your eye that tells me life is not going to be dull with a cheeky chappie like you around, even if it's probably going to mean lots of extra paperwork for me!
Ah what the hell, it's been awful boring round here recently, so I'm delighted to say the post is yours. Welcome to the faculty!
Homework? No, I haven't done my homework. You can't set me homework, I'm the head teacher.
Don't push your luck mate, I only gave you the job for a laugh. Just think yourself lucky I can speak Icelandic.
It says here that your failure to speak even basic English has made your pursuit of employment as a teacher in this country astonishingly difficult.
However, I have to confess I'm very impressed with your persistence. You've pursued this elaborate masquerade for many years and I find it admirable that you didn't even break character all that time you were in custody.
You've got a bit of a glint in your eye that tells me life is not going to be dull with a cheeky chappie like you around, even if it's probably going to mean lots of extra paperwork for me!
Ah what the hell, it's been awful boring round here recently, so I'm delighted to say the post is yours. Welcome to the faculty!
Homework? No, I haven't done my homework. You can't set me homework, I'm the head teacher.
Don't push your luck mate, I only gave you the job for a laugh. Just think yourself lucky I can speak Icelandic.
EARTH:
Not even remotely harmless
Not even remotely harmless
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FindailsCrispyPancakes
- <i>Elohim</i>
- Posts: 207
- Joined: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:47 pm
To be perfectly honest with you, even if you keep up with this 'homework' nonsense the probability of you remaining in this institution is still not high.
For pity's sake man, you have a wife and children. You're a quantity surveyor and all that happened was you saw a site that just needed so many bricks your mind couldn't cope.
You really shouldn't be here you know, there are plenty of people who are genuinely ill that need these resources.
No, I'm sorry. I'm discharging you. You'll just have to avoid the larger jobs. Back to work with you!
For pity's sake man, you have a wife and children. You're a quantity surveyor and all that happened was you saw a site that just needed so many bricks your mind couldn't cope.
You really shouldn't be here you know, there are plenty of people who are genuinely ill that need these resources.
No, I'm sorry. I'm discharging you. You'll just have to avoid the larger jobs. Back to work with you!
EARTH:
Not even remotely harmless
Not even remotely harmless
Xsellint kweston...
I kant spel, so I kant rite my hom-wurk.
I kant spel, so I kant rite my hom-wurk.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Your yield yes would increase in homework takings if you called it something appealing