Borderlands - Rules Thread

Post by **Montresor** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:49 pm

Map updated. Only two players should be effected by the lack of a 'Z' grid. If they want me to resend their turn six reports with accurate grid refs on them, please PM me, and I will do so.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:42 am

www.videosift.com/video/Chewbacca-Gets-Stunned

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:42 pm

It's early, but I honestly think I covered all I could.
So...
Turn Seven Orders sent.
(thankfully I was assured I could ammend them up until deadline, if needed)

Post by **Montresor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:03 am

TURN SEVEN orders due tomorrow night. Only three submissions pending.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:54 am

How much SCRAP do you need to build a Time Machine?

Post by **Montresor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:56 am

Only 1. But the Time Machine can only go forward, at the rate of one second for one second.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:03 am

Montressor wrote:Only 1. But the Time Machine can only go forward, at the rate of one second for one second.

How many can I buy, then? I would like Father Chronus and Brother Scrotes to travel into the future 1 second every second.

Post by **Montresor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:08 am

As many as you like, though they take 10 FUEL per turn to use. And theylode on a roll of 1, destroyng half the map.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:13 am

Montressor wrote:As many as you like, though they take 10 FUEL per turn to use. And theylode on a roll of 1, destroyng half the map.

If I encounter Temporal Apes in the future, am I able to take some and then train them?

Post by **Montresor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:25 am

Loremaster wrote: If I encounter Temporal Apes in the future, am I able to take some and then train them?

Only if you own the Library of Quosis

Post by **Loredoctor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:29 am

Damn.

Post by **Montresor** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:43 am

Due to a heavy workload, and other annoyances, I will not get reports done until Friday, when I shall release them all.

Post by **balon!** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:30 am

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FAQ First Draft

Post by **Dorian** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:08 am

Post by **Loredoctor** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:12 am

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Dorian-I-am.

Post by **Montresor** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:56 pm

. . . aaaaand, just to be mean and make those playing both Borderlands and Pantheon more nervous, I can say that this has so far been an eventful turn. It shall be upped in the historical summary but, one player so far has been raided by hostile elements.

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:35 pm

Ah...now that the Game Master has seen what is meant by what Xar does with cryptic hints...

(and the anxiety and anticipation rises)

Post by **Montresor** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:47 am

Reports will definitely be released on Friday night (two nights from now), however, as so many public events have happened this turn, I will be adding some of those write-ups first. No turn reports have been sent as yet.

P.S. - no prizes for spotting the two Pantheon3 in-jokes in the latest write-up.

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:24 am

Montressor wrote:Reports will definitly be released on Friday night (two nights from now), however, as so many public events have happened this turn, I will be adding some of those write-ups first. No turn reports have been sent as yet.

P.S. - no prizes for spotting the two Pantheon3 in-jokes in the latest write-up.

*hiding smile*

Rats...

Post by **Montresor** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:03 pm

Further Announcement: As there seems to be no prize for the Watchie I got (really, I don't mind

), I've decided to issue my own prize as thanks. I have no idea who voted for me (well, some idea), and I can't reward everyone, but, here's my prize:

Every Borderlands player will receive a small bonus to the resource they have the least of. Anyone who wants my WGDs etc, please PM me, and I'll dish some out (I never use them, really). And, also, in celebration, I've changed my Av to the coolest writer in film history.

My thanks for the nod of appreciation I received.

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Borderlands - Rules Thread