Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:00 am**

Good news: All paths are open to you, because this page still doesn't make any bleeping sense.

Bad news: Let's see. Said the no bleeping sense thing already. Um... THERE'S A GHOST BEHIND YOU! [runs away]

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:52 am**

Good news. You realise that there is no one kind of sense

theres bleeping sense, clearly supernatural sense .. suffice to say all manner of senses .. and you escape the ghosty

Bad news. You had to jump off a cliff top in your desperation to run away and are now clinging to the rock face with every muscle in your hands and feet.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:00 pm**

Good news: The rock face kind takes a liking to you and your closeness

Bad News: Ewww a rock face is attracted to you

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:12 am**

Good news: You have a rock friend.

Bad news: He likes to hug.

Posted: **Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:38 am**

Good news. You love hugs

Bad news. Rock dude is not that cuddly.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:54 pm**

Good news: You decide to give rock dude a hug anyways

Bad News: Now you are one with a landslide.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:40 am**

Good news: You have a landslide friend.

Bad news: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:55 am**

Good News: You know how to surf and ride the avalanche down.

Bad News: There is a lot of debris, rocks, and uprooted trees at the bottom.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:04 am**

Good news: It'll be a relatively quick death.

Bad news: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! [bleep] [bleep] [bleeeeeeep!]

Posted: **Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:29 am**

Great news. You survive

Not so great news. You broke every single bone in your body.

Posted: **Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:03 pm**

Good news: We can build you stronger and faster with these bionic parts.

Bad news: That show has already been done.

Posted: **Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:12 am**

Good news: It's the era of reboots.

Bad news: 6 mil only gets you the left arm up to the elbow.

Posted: **Sun Dec 23, 2018 11:23 am**

Good news. You have a cracker of a left arm up to your elbow.

Bad news. For the total upgrade you need more money

Posted: **Sun Dec 23, 2018 6:52 pm**

Good News: There was a sponsorship from a parts manufacturer that paid for you upgrade on the left arm to your elbow.

Bad News: What good is the left arm being repaired when it's your legs that need fixing.
You're a surfer, remember? You just surfed a freaking avalanche down a mountainside!

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:49 am**

Good news: Your left arm is fully programmable.

Bad news: It realizes you're a douche bag loser and takes off.

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:05 am**

Good news: It has a built-in tracking device.

Bad news: Your legs are still kaput, and your friends don't take you seriously when you ask for help with hunting down your renegade robot arm.

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:11 pm**

Good news: You find the exact robotic arm you need on ebay, and the bidding is really low.

Bad news: The arm is stuck fast to a large piece of fly paper.

Posted: **Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:50 am**

Good news: A little mineral oil gets it unstuck without too much difficulty.

Bad news: The original owner stuck it to the fly paper to keep it from escaping. As soon as it is freed, it skitters off to join the first one. No wonder the bidding is low on that model.

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:21 am**

Good news. Tony Stark hears of your strange dilemma and rebuilds you from the ground up.

Bad news. He does not want you on the team and sends you on your way.

Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:09 pm**

Good news: Now equipped with an Iron Man suit you start programming in AC/DC tunes.

Bad news: Tony Stark has an adverse sense of humuor and your new iron underpants seriously need rework.

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