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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:44 am
by Skyweir
Jesting .. gods love a good romping round of jestings .. it whiles away those long sabbathy sundays whilst the minions worship them
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:40 pm
by samrw3
Killing time - even God gets bored sometimes
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:19 am
by Skyweir
Laughing at the minions from the captains chair of a spaceship

is immensely satisfying

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:45 pm
by samrw3
Must be a good reason in fact God is so convinced there has to be a good reason God just had to get one.
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:48 am
by Skyweir
Never stand in the way of god and what he wants

Hes god .. if he wants a spaceship, a spaceship he shall have ..
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:33 pm
by Cord Hurn
Ostentatiousness runs to the highest levels of society, it seems.
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:07 pm
by samrw3
People please...God doesn't need a starship God just wanted us to ask what...now we can begin to ask more important questions.
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:43 pm
by Cord Hurn
Quality time on the bridge is divine, that's why.
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:11 pm
by Skyweir
Ridiculous raucous reasons make reason ridiculous.. so

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:14 pm
by samrw3
Starfleet ship you say? Oh never mind God doesn't want anything to do with that starship.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:09 am
by Skyweir
Terrific gods need terrific transportation devices
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:42 pm
by samrw3
Useless reasons really - but one Gods useless is another Gods treasure
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:30 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Vulcans are getting uppity. Even more uppity than than usual.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:44 pm
by Skyweir
Why is it of any concern of yours .. best you keep your noses out of gods business.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:40 pm
by samrw3
eXcellent reason...that cannot be revealed at this time
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:55 pm
by wayfriend
Your mama.
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:32 am
by Skyweir
Zoological exploration .. there are worlds, planets, universes out there that even god hasnt been to .. so he is planning a zoological exploration to search them out and collect specimens and botanical shit .. as you do

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:34 pm
by samrw3
All the good reasons have been taken - I got nothin'
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:37 pm
by Skyweir
Because .. because it sounded like a good idea at the time

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:41 pm
by wayfriend
Cuz alien abduction myths don't just happen on their own.