Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:34 am

Fortunately when they lynch you up, your uncontrollable ... umm wind ... propels you in circular motion turning what would and should have been a straight forward lynching into a crop dusting event of bio hazardous proportions.

... essentially dismantling the angry mob as they run in all directions to avoid the inevitable death by nauseation

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:43 pm

Unfortunately one of the angry mob had a gas mask and is determined to see the end of you

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:59 am

Skyweir wrote:Fortunately when they lynch you up, your uncontrollable ... umm wind ... propels you in circular motion turning what would and should have been a straight forward lynching into a crop dusting event of bio hazardous proportions.

... essentially dismantling the angry mob as they run in all directions to avoid the inevitable death by nauseation

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:53 am

Fortunately the gas mask isnt to code and cannot protect the one angry monster left .. he dies a horrible death .. and you claim your freedom at last.

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:36 pm

Unfortunately the monsters kept at bay a horde of scorpions so now the scorpions are starting to break free and run amok

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:40 pm

Fortunately you run far far away from the scorpions reach

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri May 17, 2019 6:06 am

Unfortunately you run straight toward one of the scarier monsters.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri May 17, 2019 11:50 pm

Fortunately, I didn't read the last few posts, so you're OK.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun May 19, 2019 1:17 pm

Unfortunately I did read the last few posts and your smack bang in the middle of a monster truck rally.

Post by **samrw3** » Thu May 23, 2019 5:34 pm

fortunately, there is a monster truck with the keys inside and you grab it and join the rally!

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue May 28, 2019 10:13 pm

Unfortunately you came late to the party and they all goooonnneee.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed May 29, 2019 1:20 am

Fortunately, that made absolutely no sense, so you're still OK.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri May 31, 2019 12:39 pm

Unfortunately you get run over by a monster truck

Post by **samrw3** » Fri May 31, 2019 4:54 pm

Fortunately you were wearing Iron Mans suit so you survived

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 2:18 am

Unfortunately, you were wearing one of his silk business suits, so you still have broken bones.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:44 pm

Fortunately you are choppered to hospital

and are treated for your broken bones

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:51 pm

Unfortunately the hospital is closed for Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:15 am

Fortunately, you knew the pirate-password to get treatment.
(What's the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
"Arrr"
Nope. It's the "C".)

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:05 am

Unfortunately turns out with all the adventures youve been on you forgot to update your medical insurance .. and it is a place that requires that shit

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:50 pm

Fortunately you have to go number two and submit it promptly.

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Fortunately,.... Unfortunately