Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:34 am**

Fortunately when they lynch you up, your uncontrollable ... umm wind ... propels you in circular motion turning what would and should have been a straight forward lynching into a crop dusting event of bio hazardous proportions.

... essentially dismantling the angry mob as they run in all directions to avoid the inevitable death by nauseation

Posted: **Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:43 pm**

Unfortunately one of the angry mob had a gas mask and is determined to see the end of you

Posted: **Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:59 am**

Skyweir wrote:Fortunately when they lynch you up, your uncontrollable ... umm wind ... propels you in circular motion turning what would and should have been a straight forward lynching into a crop dusting event of bio hazardous proportions.

... essentially dismantling the angry mob as they run in all directions to avoid the inevitable death by nauseation

Posted: **Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:53 am**

Fortunately the gas mask isnt to code and cannot protect the one angry monster left .. he dies a horrible death .. and you claim your freedom at last.

Posted: **Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:36 pm**

Unfortunately the monsters kept at bay a horde of scorpions so now the scorpions are starting to break free and run amok

Posted: **Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:40 pm**

Fortunately you run far far away from the scorpions reach

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2019 6:06 am**

Unfortunately you run straight toward one of the scarier monsters.

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2019 11:50 pm**

Fortunately, I didn't read the last few posts, so you're OK.

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2019 1:17 pm**

Unfortunately I did read the last few posts and your smack bang in the middle of a monster truck rally.

Posted: **Thu May 23, 2019 5:34 pm**

fortunately, there is a monster truck with the keys inside and you grab it and join the rally!

Posted: **Tue May 28, 2019 10:13 pm**

Unfortunately you came late to the party and they all goooonnneee.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2019 1:20 am**

Fortunately, that made absolutely no sense, so you're still OK.

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2019 12:39 pm**

Unfortunately you get run over by a monster truck

Posted: **Fri May 31, 2019 4:54 pm**

Fortunately you were wearing Iron Mans suit so you survived

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2019 2:18 am**

Unfortunately, you were wearing one of his silk business suits, so you still have broken bones.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:44 pm**

Fortunately you are choppered to hospital

and are treated for your broken bones

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:51 pm**

Unfortunately the hospital is closed for Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:15 am**

Fortunately, you knew the pirate-password to get treatment.
(What's the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
"Arrr"
Nope. It's the "C".)

Posted: **Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:05 am**

Unfortunately turns out with all the adventures youve been on you forgot to update your medical insurance .. and it is a place that requires that shit

Posted: **Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:50 pm**

Fortunately you have to go number two and submit it promptly.

Kevin's Watch

Fortunately,.... Unfortunately