Kevin's Watch

extemporaneously anchoveta lepidopterist

A pineapple-half spread its wings and danced extemporaeneously around the performance ring, to the muzak of Domino's Pizza. At the center, the miffed star, Anchoveta, waved her arms to recall attention to herself. Through a tiny speaker in her neck ruff, she summoned a lepidopterist to net the scene-stealing pineapple, and gathered her energies for the high flop that would reclaim her audience to herself.

strode
screech
sticker

strode
screech
sticker



I strode down the runway with my machismoisitc strut. All the species of feminine persuasion(and a few of the male as well) let out an ear piercing screech of pleasure. For their effort they received an I screeched for TRC sticker in return.


quantify
auspicious
contemporary

quantify
auspicious
contemporary

Even though I was supposed to, I failed to quantify the amounts we were to go to complete the venture. It was such an auspicious occasion after all, and I didn't want to undermine it by counting pennies in the presence of such greatness. In the end, I think we spent too much on the contemporary setting, but more than made up for it in ticket sales.


Inordinate
Inconsistent
Incohesive

Inordinate
Inconsistent
Incohesive

In order to reply to these words I had to assimilate the inordinate rules of "All Your Base ". Thereforto and hithermore I shall'nt be incosistent with the pair-of-meters. I sorry say to those that must be this to incoherrent, but I seem to be stuck together with in(chesion).


blasphemy
penance
rectification

my apologies Ur-Vile but with the what I had to work with I had no other choice. I must now to go see if the apology thread is still open.

blasphemy penance rectification

TRC contacted me after perpetrating this blasphemy. He offered a thorough penance. Unfortunately, what he offered in rectification, I could not allow.

Inordinate Inconsistent Incohesive

He must have put in an inordinate amount of time on his contraproofreading. His misspellings were inconsistent, his grammar from some other galaxy. The sentence game will take gentle nursing indeed, while the incohesive effect of TRC's last offering heals.

protective
angelic
nurturing

*Joy also heading for the apology thread*

protective
angelic
nurturing


Not to be protective of TRC, but would you actually criticize a person for inconsistencies in misspelling? I for one have the angelic gift of a flawless sense of spelling, but I would not seek to debase one who did not share this gift. Instead, I would set about to nurturing the illiterate little bastard in hopes that one day a cohesive thought would also enter his infinitesimally small head.


Rudundant
Recompense
Rendezvous

Rudundant
Recompense
Rendezvous


It's obvious that some peoples overinflated opinion of themselves needing to be self stated has become redundant in an over abundance of ways. Though this offers no recompense for the others who must read their mindless diatribe, other than a cacophonous symphony (without sympathy) of self horn tooting. Unfortunately I will not make the rendevous in the desert to meet these people in person which will surely necessitate the Prince of Darkness to acquiesce a pair of Ice Skates.


calumny
zeitgeist
puckfist

calumny zeitgeist puckfist

Whoa---let's stop this little cycle of faux-calumny! Rather than continue with the recent injection of not-quite-sure-how-its-intended spitefulness into our little sentence game, I thought I would offer an alternative before this trend becomes the new zeitgeist. Others may not give a shriveled puckfist, but I for one enjoy the pleasant, nerdy competitiveness of our little word games here in this corner of the Watch.

borax nuance lissome

calumny
zeitgeist
puckfist

I fear that my humble defense of an esteemed Watch member may have unintentionally been misrepresented as a calumny. What's worse, this may not just be one member's opinion, but zeitgeist; the feeling of the majority. Please understand that I am nothing more than a puckfest, and mean no harm.

unguent
erudite
inconsequential

borax
nuance
lissome


I tihnk we need not treat our responses with borax before we submit.
For then it would surley bleach the nuance out of it.
I doubt offense is taken,for most of us our feelings and ego are quite lissome, you little snit.

unguent
erudite
inconsequential

I will have to find a special ungent that treats idiom inflicted injuries.
It looks like I will have to expedite my entries for I have an erudite opponent. Which since this is, Only a Game, the jestings and whippings are inconsequential to the outcome.


revanche
candor
ignominy

unguent erudite inconsequential
revanche candor ignominy


Harumph--foregoing my previous attempt at unguent-like smoothness, I shall resort to a simple revanche! No matter how erudite one becomes, tactless candor will always incite anger. However, rather than deafen you all with inconsequential rhetoric, I would prefer to cluck and look down my rather huge nose until you acknowledge your own ignominy


euphonious biretta halcyon

revanche candor ignominy

I am startled and remorseful to discover I have set off a chain of revanche worthy of -- never mind, I halt here. In all candor, I am rambunctiously delighted to have my old playmates back. I was beginning to think I was going to have to invite SRD to join the game, and suffer the ignominy of denial.

blinding
oaken
gracile

euphonious biretta halcyon

In euphonious tones, Prince Dukkha welcomed his guests through the secret door. One clerical visitor was so struck by what lay beyond that he forgot to remove his biretta. An inner courtyard lay open to the gaze, ornate arches complementing a cascading fountain, and wide floral murals creating a halcyon verdancy.

(Reintegrating the thread)
blinding
oaken
gracile

blinding oaken gracile

Phindara reeled back from the unexpected sun-burst of her scrying stone. Phosphor spots crowding out her vision, the astrologer fumbled for the chamber door, slamming its oaken weight against the maddening brightness. Patiently struggling to regain her gracile composure as well as her sight, the meaning of her augury suddenly crystallized, and Phindara dropped to her knees with a fright-filled gasp.

shudder didactic invective

blinding
oaken
gracile

The first Booby trap was a series of blinding laser rays,easily overcome with mirrors. The second Obstacle was an oaken Chastity belt, not wishing to risk the chain saw, he opted against that approach. Fortunately having a very gracile finger, he was able to slip it in, and pick the lock.

shudder didactic invective

I shudder to think that with all your base, you resort to this. Using this didactic medium to post your repugnant diatribes. But I scoff at your invective and skip merrily upon my way.



oblique
double entendre
flukier

oblique
double entendre
flukier

oblique ~ double entendre ~ flukier

A hermit crab took dainty, oblique steps around the glass tank, in his too-small shell, but there were no replacement shells to move into. After much thought, he appropriated one room of a decorative hollow castle, which by a neat double entendre could be construed as an invitation to the new lady crab in the tank. When he struggled up to the object of his intentions, dragging a whole castle behind him, she thought him even flukier than the whale she used to share a tank with.

inspiration
stab
fifty

inspiration
stab
fifty
_________________
A person to whom I recently started talking to again after a long hiatus has been the inspiration for a new novel. She is also the primary cause for me to stab myself repeatedly with a blunt fork. After fifty or so new puncture wounds I really get the urge to start churning out fresh pages.


oligarchy
prostrate
inundated

oligarchy prostrate inundated

The oligarchy of City Cracum couldn’t agree on what time the sun should rise, not if their lives depended on it. The wild antics of the sun, as one faction and then another grabbed control of its orbit, left city citizens prostrate with dizziness. Cracum official after official was inundated with pleas to leave the sun out of their quarrels.

mumble
prismatic
interlocution