The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game

Post by **matrixman** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:40 am

"The Reliant's prefix code is 1-900-HOT-MAID...apologies, Captain, I was momentarily distracted."

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:03 am

"Captain, the Romulan warbird is decloaking."
"Not now Spock... I'm posting on Kevin's Watch!"

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:22 am

Kirk: Send a hailing frequency to the alien vessel and ask them why they've powered up their weapons.

SILENCE

Kirk: Lieutenant Uhuru, are you paying attension?
Uhuru: Oh... Sorry Cpt. I was listening to the football commentry. USA have just equalised against England!

RESOUNDING CHEER ON THE BRIDGE.

Post by **___** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:44 pm

"Revenge is a dish best served with a side order of fries"

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:31 am

Picard to Riker:
"Which do you think looks better, toupe or spray-on hair?"

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:12 am

the borg to enterprise -

All your base are belong to us

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:18 am

"Spock, I just love your book of knock-knock jokes!"

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:19 am

"damn jim, i'm a doctor - not a doctor! - wait that didn't come out right..."

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:44 am

"so tell me Data, why do you think the exocomps are sentient living beings?"

"well it's like this sir, whenever i go anywhere near one of them it wraps itself around my leg and starts vibrating!"

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:13 pm

"number two - you have the bridge - i have to go number two..."

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:10 pm

Gagh! It's what's for dinner!

Post by **safetyjedi** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:08 am

Leia: Hey Han is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

(snap-hiss)

Leia: Well since it just cut off your leg I guess it was a lightsaber, sorry I asked....

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:02 pm

...but Cap'n, the phase inducers are completely burnt out, the gravitational field compensaters are totally blown, we've lost life support systems on decks 23 to 34, some of the fragments have caked up and we'll have to re-route all these ducts, the resonator array has split from top to bottom, the dilithium crystals are almost drained, and the shields are now down to 2%...

...so what are telling me, Scotty! You can't fix it?

<deep sigh> Aye, Cap'n. A canny fix it.

Post by **safetyjedi** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:16 am

Kirk: Spock the last Klingon torpedo knocked out panel 23, pull the panel and see if you can find out what's wrong....

Spock: Captain, I've isolated the problem, panel 23 is chocked full of Bud Light, let's get this party started!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 am

Han: "Wow, Jabba, your mom is a total MILF"

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:02 pm

...Captain, we have a situation here!

What is it, ensign?

...it's Lt. Elena, sir. I think she's gone insane!
She's locked herself in the Transporter Room
and is trying to beam up someone called...Thomas Covenant?

...and that's not all, sir. The cargo bay is full of horses. AND MORE KEEP ARRIVING!

Post by **TIC TAC** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:17 pm

"Luke? Luke?"
"Give me a minute Aunt Beru. I'm busy!"
"Come to dinner, your blue milk is getting cold."
"I'll be there in just a moment if you will just stop talking."
"You've been in that bathroom for long enough young man."
"I said please shut up...and....there we are. I'll be right there after I wash my hands."

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:52 am

This is your Captain speaking...We have now entered the Duck Pond nebulae and preparing for saucer separation in t-minus three minutes. So if everyone can pull together on this one hopefully we can beat the USS Yamato's record of 11 skims...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:05 am

"Captain on the green chick! Captain on the green chick! "

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:20 pm

Tell me again Bones, just why didn't we keep using that serum that gave us super-telekenetic powers?