what the....! i thought this was the geuss the next poster thread. i'm finally losing my marbles
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the how many times have i posted in this thread game?
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Maybe this is the seed for "Confused" thread. 
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Last edited by Cheval on Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Good candidate for the "My Picture Is Better Than Your Picture" thread.
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Last edited by Cheval on Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
mr kevin of the watch otherwise known as jay told me that the 189 stat is false and there was some sorta bug.
49 (need a single for my half century-me and spring are building quite a partnership in this thread, over a hundred posts between us so far)
49 (need a single for my half century-me and spring are building quite a partnership in this thread, over a hundred posts between us so far)
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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I'll tell you a story that happened to me
One day as I went down to Cork by the sea
The sun it was hot and the day it was warm,
Says I a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm
I went in and I called for a bottle of stout
Says the barman, I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or paddy, ten years in the wood
Says I, I'll try cider, I've heard it was good.
Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
After downing the third I went out to the yard
Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard
Come here to me boy, don't you know I'm the law?
Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw
He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up
But it wasn't I hit him, 'twas Johnny Jump Up
The next thing I remember down in Cork by the sea
Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me
I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car
Won't you help me across to the Celtic Knot Bar?
After downing a quart of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet
I went up the lee road, a friend for to see
They call it the madhouse in Cork by the Sea
Butl when I got there, sure the truth I will tell,
They had this poor bugger locked up in a cell
Said the guard, testing him, say these words if you can,
"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran"
Tell him I'm not crazy, tell him I'm not mad
It was only a sip of the bottle I had
Well, a man died in the mines by the name of McNabb
They washed him and laid him outside on the slab
And after the parlors measurements did take
His wife brought him home to a bloody fine wake
Twas about 12 o'clock and the beer was high
The corpse sits up and says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up
Til I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
So if ever you go down to Cork by the sea
Stay out of the ale house and take it from me
If you want to stay sane don't you dare take a sup
Of that devil drink cider called Johnny Jump Up
KEY Dm
verse/chorus:
Dm D C C
Dm Dm Dm C Dm
Background: Some prefer to sing it with harmonies and an upbeat rock rhythm, but this is one song, I prefer a more traditional 3/4 time approach.
I'll tell you a story that happened to me
One day as I went down to Cork by the sea
The sun it was hot and the day it was warm,
Says I a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm
I went in and I called for a bottle of stout
Says the barman, I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or paddy, ten years in the wood
Says I, I'll try cider, I've heard it was good.
Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
After downing the third I went out to the yard
Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard
Come here to me boy, don't you know I'm the law?
Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw
He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up
But it wasn't I hit him, 'twas Johnny Jump Up
The next thing I remember down in Cork by the sea
Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me
I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car
Won't you help me across to the Celtic Knot Bar?
After downing a quart of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet
I went up the lee road, a friend for to see
They call it the madhouse in Cork by the Sea
Butl when I got there, sure the truth I will tell,
They had this poor bugger locked up in a cell
Said the guard, testing him, say these words if you can,
"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran"
Tell him I'm not crazy, tell him I'm not mad
It was only a sip of the bottle I had
Well, a man died in the mines by the name of McNabb
They washed him and laid him outside on the slab
And after the parlors measurements did take
His wife brought him home to a bloody fine wake
Twas about 12 o'clock and the beer was high
The corpse sits up and says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up
Til I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
So if ever you go down to Cork by the sea
Stay out of the ale house and take it from me
If you want to stay sane don't you dare take a sup
Of that devil drink cider called Johnny Jump Up
KEY Dm
verse/chorus:
Dm D C C
Dm Dm Dm C Dm
Background: Some prefer to sing it with harmonies and an upbeat rock rhythm, but this is one song, I prefer a more traditional 3/4 time approach.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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Deadpool sez
"I just turned on our local UPN affiliate here in Columbus and "Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD: is on (1 PM on WWHO)...the one with David Hasselhoff as Fury. Now, I thought Hasselhoff did a decent job as Fury, but the movie itself was hampered by the villains (played WAAAYYYY too over the top). But like I said, I'm surprised it's on right now...I thought such movies were regulated to the wee hours of the morning when nobody would watch. What a weird way to start the new year...putting on a Nick Fury movie."
Deadpool sez
"I just turned on our local UPN affiliate here in Columbus and "Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD: is on (1 PM on WWHO)...the one with David Hasselhoff as Fury. Now, I thought Hasselhoff did a decent job as Fury, but the movie itself was hampered by the villains (played WAAAYYYY too over the top). But like I said, I'm surprised it's on right now...I thought such movies were regulated to the wee hours of the morning when nobody would watch. What a weird way to start the new year...putting on a Nick Fury movie."
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...