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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:01 am
by Marv
what the....! i thought this was the geuss the next poster thread. i'm finally losing my marbles

48

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:10 am
by Cheval
Maybe this is the seed for "Confused" thread. :D

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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:12 am
by sgt.null
36

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:x :evil: :wink:

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:57 am
by Cheval
Good candidate for the "My Picture Is Better Than Your Picture" thread.

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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:28 am
by Spring
189 is rather a lot. Who was on?
56

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:28 pm
by sgt.null
36

blood is thicker than water
friendship's stronger than fear
love is god's favorite daughter
it's perfectly clear...

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:00 pm
by Prom_STar
9

I feel so inadequate with a number like that....

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:38 pm
by Marv
mr kevin of the watch otherwise known as jay told me that the 189 stat is false and there was some sorta bug.

49 (need a single for my half century-me and spring are building quite a partnership in this thread, over a hundred posts between us so far)

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:42 pm
by Prom_STar
and i only have 10

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:30 am
by Spring
It's us verus the Americans, Tazz
57

We are
0/106 off 18 pages (overs)

Not bad.

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:08 am
by sgt.null
38 (yet another correction)

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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:09 am
by Spring
Going strong, Tazzy.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:14 am
by Marv
hooked for six to bring up my 50?

55

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:14 am
by Spring
Haha, well done.
Just a single for me, 59

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:56 am
by sgt.null
39
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:53 am
by Prom_STar
11

[instert something witty/amusing here]

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:58 am
by Spring
NO BALL!
60

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:32 am
by sgt.null
40
I'll tell you a story that happened to me
One day as I went down to Cork by the sea
The sun it was hot and the day it was warm,
Says I a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm

I went in and I called for a bottle of stout
Says the barman, I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or paddy, ten years in the wood
Says I, I'll try cider, I've heard it was good.

Oh never, Oh never, Oh never again
If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up

After downing the third I went out to the yard
Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard
Come here to me boy, don't you know I'm the law?
Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw

He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up
But it wasn't I hit him, 'twas Johnny Jump Up
The next thing I remember down in Cork by the sea
Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me

I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car
Won't you help me across to the Celtic Knot Bar?
After downing a quart of that cider so sweet
He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet

I went up the lee road, a friend for to see
They call it the madhouse in Cork by the Sea
Butl when I got there, sure the truth I will tell,
They had this poor bugger locked up in a cell

Said the guard, testing him, say these words if you can,
"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran"
Tell him I'm not crazy, tell him I'm not mad
It was only a sip of the bottle I had

Well, a man died in the mines by the name of McNabb
They washed him and laid him outside on the slab
And after the parlors measurements did take
His wife brought him home to a bloody fine wake

Twas about 12 o'clock and the beer was high
The corpse sits up and says with a sigh
I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up
Til I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump Up

So if ever you go down to Cork by the sea
Stay out of the ale house and take it from me
If you want to stay sane don't you dare take a sup
Of that devil drink cider called Johnny Jump Up

KEY Dm

verse/chorus:
Dm D C C
Dm Dm Dm C Dm

Background: Some prefer to sing it with harmonies and an upbeat rock rhythm, but this is one song, I prefer a more traditional 3/4 time approach.

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:16 am
by Spring
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:21 am
by sgt.null
41


Deadpool sez
"I just turned on our local UPN affiliate here in Columbus and "Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD: is on (1 PM on WWHO)...the one with David Hasselhoff as Fury. Now, I thought Hasselhoff did a decent job as Fury, but the movie itself was hampered by the villains (played WAAAYYYY too over the top). But like I said, I'm surprised it's on right now...I thought such movies were regulated to the wee hours of the morning when nobody would watch. What a weird way to start the new year...putting on a Nick Fury movie."