Kevin's Watch

Drinks that will ensure timely homage to the Porcelain Gods

1. Long Island Iced Tea
2. Any drink served on Fear Factor
3. A Baltimore Zoo-Basically a Long Island Ice Tea with Sprite and Grenadine instead of Coke, served in a brandy snifter with a shot of beer in the top of the snifter.
4. Hard Cider is the only thing that does it to me...
5. Wolfschmidt vodka (Played quarters when I was about 18. Gives me shivers thinking about it to this day.)
6. An obscene amount of Colt-45 beer followed by a single shot of Crown Royal [going against the old adage "Beer before liquor - never been sicker."]
7. Mickey's Aunt's homemade orange wine....first it makes you gag, then it makes you giggle, then it makes you spin and spin and spin, then it makes you puke and puke and puke.
8. White Russians - who said milk calms your stomach?

Drinks that will ensure timely homage to the Porcelain Gods

1. Long Island Iced Tea
2. Any drink served on Fear Factor
3. A Baltimore Zoo-Basically a Long Island Ice Tea with Sprite and Grenadine instead of Coke, served in a brandy snifter with a shot of beer in the top of the snifter.
4. Hard Cider is the only thing that does it to me...
5. Wolfschmidt vodka (Played quarters when I was about 18. Gives me shivers thinking about it to this day.)
6. An obscene amount of Colt-45 beer followed by a single shot of Crown Royal [going against the old adage "Beer before liquor - never been sicker."]
7. Mickey's Aunt's homemade orange wine....first it makes you gag, then it makes you giggle, then it makes you spin and spin and spin, then it makes you puke and puke and puke.
8. White Russians - who said milk calms your stomach?
9. Gin. Or turpentine. Oh, wait...is there a difference?

Drinks that will ensure timely homage to the Porcelain Gods

1. Long Island Iced Tea
2. Any drink served on Fear Factor
3. A Baltimore Zoo-Basically a Long Island Ice Tea with Sprite and Grenadine instead of Coke, served in a brandy snifter with a shot of beer in the top of the snifter.
4. Hard Cider is the only thing that does it to me...
5. Wolfschmidt vodka (Played quarters when I was about 18. Gives me shivers thinking about it to this day.)
6. An obscene amount of Colt-45 beer followed by a single shot of Crown Royal [going against the old adage "Beer before liquor - never been sicker."]
7. Mickey's Aunt's homemade orange wine....first it makes you gag, then it makes you giggle, then it makes you spin and spin and spin, then it makes you puke and puke and puke.
8. White Russians - who said milk calms your stomach?
9. Gin. Or turpentine. Oh, wait...is there a difference?
10. Any hard liquor that costs less than $9 for a fifth.

Drinks that will ensure timely homage to the Porcelain Gods

1. Long Island Iced Tea
2. Any drink served on Fear Factor
3. A Baltimore Zoo-Basically a Long Island Ice Tea with Sprite and Grenadine instead of Coke, served in a brandy snifter with a shot of beer in the top of the snifter.
4. Hard Cider is the only thing that does it to me...
5. Wolfschmidt vodka (Played quarters when I was about 18. Gives me shivers thinking about it to this day.)
6. An obscene amount of Colt-45 beer followed by a single shot of Crown Royal [going against the old adage "Beer before liquor - never been sicker."]
7. Mickey's Aunt's homemade orange wine....first it makes you gag, then it makes you giggle, then it makes you spin and spin and spin, then it makes you puke and puke and puke.
8. White Russians - who said milk calms your stomach?
9. Gin. Or turpentine. Oh, wait...is there a difference?
10. Any hard liquor that costs less than $9 for a fifth
11. Harvey Wall-banger

Drinks that will ensure timely homage to the Porcelain Gods

1. Long Island Iced Tea
2. Any drink served on Fear Factor
3. A Baltimore Zoo-Basically a Long Island Ice Tea with Sprite and Grenadine instead of Coke, served in a brandy snifter with a shot of beer in the top of the snifter.
4. Hard Cider is the only thing that does it to me...
5. Wolfschmidt vodka (Played quarters when I was about 18. Gives me shivers thinking about it to this day.)
6. An obscene amount of Colt-45 beer followed by a single shot of Crown Royal [going against the old adage "Beer before liquor - never been sicker."]
7. Mickey's Aunt's homemade orange wine....first it makes you gag, then it makes you giggle, then it makes you spin and spin and spin, then it makes you puke and puke and puke.
8. White Russians - who said milk calms your stomach?
9. Gin. Or turpentine. Oh, wait...is there a difference?
10. Any hard liquor that costs less than $9 for a fifth
11. Harvey Wall-banger
12. Freddy Fudpucker

Drinks that will ensure timely homage to the Porcelain Gods

1. Long Island Iced Tea
2. Any drink served on Fear Factor
3. A Baltimore Zoo-Basically a Long Island Ice Tea with Sprite and Grenadine instead of Coke, served in a brandy snifter with a shot of beer in the top of the snifter.
4. Hard Cider is the only thing that does it to me...
5. Wolfschmidt vodka (Played quarters when I was about 18. Gives me shivers thinking about it to this day.)
6. An obscene amount of Colt-45 beer followed by a single shot of Crown Royal [going against the old adage "Beer before liquor - never been sicker."]
7. Mickey's Aunt's homemade orange wine....first it makes you gag, then it makes you giggle, then it makes you spin and spin and spin, then it makes you puke and puke and puke.
8. White Russians - who said milk calms your stomach?
9. Gin. Or turpentine. Oh, wait...is there a difference?
10. Any hard liquor that costs less than $9 for a fifth
11. Harvey Wall-banger
12. Freddy Fudpucker
13. TEQUILA (with the worm of course)

Favourite Christmas Carols/Songs

1. Oh Holy Night

Drinks that will ensure timely homage to the Porcelain Gods

1. Long Island Iced Tea
2. Any drink served on Fear Factor
3. A Baltimore Zoo-Basically a Long Island Ice Tea with Sprite and Grenadine instead of Coke, served in a brandy snifter with a shot of beer in the top of the snifter.
4. Hard Cider is the only thing that does it to me...
5. Wolfschmidt vodka (Played quarters when I was about 18. Gives me shivers thinking about it to this day.)
6. An obscene amount of Colt-45 beer followed by a single shot of Crown Royal [going against the old adage "Beer before liquor - never been sicker."]
7. Mickey's Aunt's homemade orange wine....first it makes you gag, then it makes you giggle, then it makes you spin and spin and spin, then it makes you puke and puke and puke.
8. White Russians - who said milk calms your stomach?
9. Gin. Or turpentine. Oh, wait...is there a difference?
10. Any hard liquor that costs less than $9 for a fifth
11. Harvey Wall-banger
12. Freddy Fudpucker
13. Fitgars Beer

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush

Um...ok.

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas

Oh, surely we can multitask...

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.


Favourite Christmas Carols/Songs

1. Oh Holy Night
2. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.
6. People who try to play 2 games at once, and people who use innocent games for their stupid-assed political whinings.

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.
6. People who try to play 2 games at once, and people who use innocent games for their stupid-assed political whinings.
7. Britney Spears

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.
6. People who try to play 2 games at once, and people who use innocent games for their stupid-assed political whinings.
7. Britney Spears
8. Ice

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.
6. People who try to play 2 games at once, and people who use innocent games for their stupid-assed political whinings.
7. Britney Spears
8. Ice
9. People who arbitrarily insist on playing by the original rules.

People or things that make a cold chill run down your spine.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.
6. People who try to play 2 games at once, and people who use innocent games for their stupid-assed political whinings.
7. People who arbitrarily insist on playing by the original rules.
8. People who don't know their ABC's.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.
6. People who try to play 2 games at once, and people who use innocent games for their stupid-assed political whinings.
7. Britney Spears
8. Ice
9. People who arbitrarily insist on playing by the original rules.
10. People who don't know their ABC's.
11. People who can't count.

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.
6. People who try to play 2 games at once, and people who use innocent games for their stupid-assed political whinings.
7. Britney Spears
8. Ice
9. People who arbitrarily insist on playing by the original rules.
10. People who don't know their ABC's.
11. People who can't count.
12. People who don't floss

1. G.W. Bush
2. bananas
3. Any meal prepared with Spam.
4. Peas
5. seeing cop-car lights in the rear-view mirror.
6. People who try to play 2 games at once, and people who use innocent games for their stupid-assed political whinings.
7. Britney Spears
8. Ice
9. People who arbitrarily insist on playing by the original rules.
10. People who don't know their ABC's.
11. People who can't count.
12. People who don't floss
13. When your friends are all suddenly possessed by retarded ghosts.

Things You Hate to Hear

1. The alarm clock

Things You Hate to Hear

1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers