Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:20 pm**

No homework done...none to turn in. The End.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:57 am**

Only had time enough to catch up on my beauty sleep, and that's obviously more important than homework!

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:43 pm**

Perhaps I used invisible ink and invisible paper. Maybe you should check your desk more thoroughly before accusing me of not turning it in.

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:56 am**

Quick... to the teleporter!
(No excuse needed!)

Posted: **Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:58 pm**

Really? Really? Hmmmm..this is troubling....I will give you until tomorrow to figure it out on your own.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:56 am**

Salty shrimp went down all shades of wrong then came back up all shades of orange, and pink and yellow

do I need to go on?

Posted: **Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:10 am**

Today is February 29th, which is by law exempt from homework due to temporal fluctuations or some other technobabble.

Posted: **Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:53 am**

Unfortunately I have been permanently delayed in bed sleeping and wont be in a vertical position any time soon to do homework

Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:50 pm**

Very sure that a lack of completed homework is the least of our concerns right now. Which is why I'm playing WoW and avoiding real life.

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:58 pm**

Was born for self isolation .. and cuz Im quarantined I couldnt possibly in good conscience put you at risk of my homework.

Posted: **Sat May 09, 2020 11:23 pm**

I keep telling you I left school years ago, now this is your last warning - if you phone me again after midnight I'm calling the police.

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2020 5:46 am**

Xempkary alphabetic ordering avoidance Miss .. you really need to stop shifting the goal posts ... how am Itolearn anything useful when you dick us around like this

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2020 3:56 pm**

You were kiddin', right! - Atomic and Molecular Physics: A Primer. I'm only 7 miss!

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2020 7:52 am**

Zen is about achieving a higher and peaceful state of being. I cant maintain a zen state whilst HAVING to do homework. Homework is the antithesis of zen.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2020 3:44 am**

ADD

Pretty much.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2020 2:15 pm**

Been diagnosed with Pica, miss. I ate my homework!

Posted: **Thu May 14, 2020 7:06 am**

COVID-19. My excuse for everything these days.

Posted: **Thu May 14, 2020 1:55 pm**

Didnt even try to do it .. Im DONE with homework DONE AND DUSTED

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:11 pm**

Eventually I will turn it in...when they have developed a vaccine for teachers asking for homework.

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:25 pm**

Found last year's homework assignment.
Can I just hand in that instead?

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