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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:09 am
by sgt.null
Cail: need some prison soap? guaranteed not to have all that purty free world stuff in it. it comes in four colors. pink, blue (the most sought after), green and grey. it is hotel size, so the inmates collect it and make a bar from 10 or more pieces.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:20 am
by The Laughing Man
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:24 am
by sgt.null
you mean prison soap? it does not come in wrappers.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:28 am
by The Laughing Man
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:22 am
by Spring
They might just make it bigger so that they don't drop it as easy...o.O
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:51 am
by Loredoctor
I have a date on tuesday with a very attractive and nice lady. She asked me out today.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:54 am
by Esmer
.....must have been that impressive new microscope, eh?
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:57 am
by Loredoctor
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:43 am
by Warmark
Spring wrote:They might just make it bigger so that they don't drop it as easy...o.O
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:34 pm
by dANdeLION
Frank Zappa wrote:He's a slobberin' drunk at the palomino
They give him thirty days in san berdino
Well theres forty-four men
Stashed away in tank c
An there's only one shower
But it dont apply to bobby
You may think they're
Dumb an lonely
But youre wrong
'cause their love is strong
Stacked-up hair
An a cheap little ring
They dont carecause it dont mean a thing
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:45 pm
by Cail
I'll pass on anything prison related. Thanks though.
Follow up at the doctors today, I'm allergic to 3 other things too, it seems. The allergist called me, "An allergist's wet dream", which was rather inappropriate considering he was standing behind me and my shirt was off.
So I'll spend this weekend throwing away just about everything in the house that touches my skin.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:48 pm
by dANdeLION
Wow, can I have your wife then?
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:59 pm
by Cail
While that would solve one of my problems, it would cause a big one for you.
Didn't you learn the first time?
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:06 pm
by dANdeLION
Well....yes, actually. But that don't mean I'm not stupid enough to forget what I learnt!
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:14 pm
by Lorelei
Ack Cail....sorry t hear of the allergies. At least you know what's going on now. Many people with skin allergies find that using baby related products help alot....they are designed for super sensitive skin. Downside is some woman may be compelled to try and change your diaper.....
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:16 pm
by Cail
Well......
I'm allergic to.....
-Cobalt Dichloride, which is in antiperspirant, among other things.
-Cl+Me-Isothiazolinone, which is in shampoos, detergents, lotions, OTC and prescription drugs, fabric softeners, and <gasp!> toilet paper.
-Quaternium-15, which is in every hygene product known to man, including suntan lotion.
-Formaldehyde, which is also in a staggering amount of hygene products, cleaning products, and a fair amount of building materials like plywood and insulation (which is a bitch, 'cause that's what I do for a living).
dAN, for a preview of what life with my wife would be like, take all your money out of your checking and savings accounts, then borrow a few thousand bucks. Take all that money to an empty parking lot and set it on fire. If you still want her after that, she's all yours.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:18 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
Cail wrote:Well......
I'm allergic to.....
-Cobalt Dichloride, which is in antiperspirant, among other things.
-Cl+Me-Isothiazolinone, which is in shampoos, detergents, lotions, OTC and prescription drugs, fabric softeners, and <gasp!> toilet paper.
-Quaternium-15, which is in every hygene product known to man, including suntan lotion.
-Formaldehyde, which is also in a staggering amount of hygene products, cleaning products, and a fair amount of building materials like plywood and insulation (which is a bitch, 'cause that's what I do for a living).
dAN, for a preview of what life with my wife would be like, take all your money out of your checking and savings accounts, then borrow a few thousand bucks. Take all that money to an empty parking lot and set it on fire. If you still want her after that, she's all yours.
Yeah, but is she hot?
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:44 pm
by Esmer
NY is getting blasted with freak weather, and all this global warming talk has got me looking over my shoulder and out the window, with an uneasy pall hanging in the air with the rest of the haze and smoke in my room, clouding an already uncertain future...
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:03 pm
by wayfriend
Cail wrote:Follow up at the doctors today, I'm allergic to 3 other things too, it seems.
That's a tough one, Cail. Sorry to hear it.
It's rather unusual to get new allergies once you've become an adult, ain't it? Maybe you've been exposed to too much of something on the job?
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:24 pm
by Esmer
construction site = toxic waste dump
