Kevin's Watch

1. FEED ME
2. Let me in dammit! It's raining out here!
3. Rub my tummy!
4. Let's see YOU lick yourself there!
5. You have left me alone for several hours, come home reeking of alcohol, and are now ignoring me to snore on the couch. We'll see how you like finding a nice juicy hairball barfed into your shoe...
6. Pet me! Don't - go - anywhere! Come back here and Pet Me!
7. There's nothing wrong with the way I smell. I don't need a bath and if you think for one minute I am actually going to cooperate with you, think again!
8. "I sound the alarm! The mailman is coming to kill us all! BARK BARK BARK BARK"
9. I already have a nice fur coat. I certainly do not need that frilly silly sweater with matching booties! What will all the other watch dogs say?
10. But Mommmmm, I don't want to go to the vet!
11. You are going to have my WHAT removed???

1. FEED ME
2. Let me in dammit! It's raining out here!
3. Rub my tummy!
4. Let's see YOU lick yourself there!
5. You have left me alone for several hours, come home reeking of alcohol, and are now ignoring me to snore on the couch. We'll see how you like finding a nice juicy hairball barfed into your shoe...
6. Pet me! Don't - go - anywhere! Come back here and Pet Me!
7. There's nothing wrong with the way I smell. I don't need a bath and if you think for one minute I am actually going to cooperate with you, think again!
8. "I sound the alarm! The mailman is coming to kill us all! BARK BARK BARK BARK"
9. I already have a nice fur coat. I certainly do not need that frilly silly sweater with matching booties! What will all the other watch dogs say?
10. But Mommmmm, I don't want to go to the vet!
11. You are going to have my WHAT removed???
12. Let me have some of your steak. Please, please give me some steak. See, I'm being good!

Things your pet would say if it could speak

1. FEED ME
2. Let me in dammit! It's raining out here!
3. Rub my tummy!
4. Let's see YOU lick yourself there!
5. You have left me alone for several hours, come home reeking of alcohol, and are now ignoring me to snore on the couch. We'll see how you like finding a nice juicy hairball barfed into your shoe...
6. Pet me! Don't - go - anywhere! Come back here and Pet Me!
7. There's nothing wrong with the way I smell. I don't need a bath and if you think for one minute I am actually going to cooperate with you, think again!
8. "I sound the alarm! The mailman is coming to kill us all! BARK BARK BARK BARK"
9. I already have a nice fur coat. I certainly do not need that frilly silly sweater with matching booties! What will all the other watch dogs say?
10. But Mommmmm, I don't want to go to the vet!
11. You are going to have my WHAT removed???
12. Let me have some of your steak. Please, please give me some steak. See, I'm being good!
13. If I go a little faster I might be able to catch this thing on my but, a bit faster, a little more, Got it !<WUMP>(falls over).

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip

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Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split
12. Cinnamon Apple

Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split
12. Cinnamon Apple
13. Chocolate

Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)

1. Brownie the dog

Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)

1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll

Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)

Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)
4. Stretch Armstrong

Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)
4. Stretch Armstrong
5. Hot Wheels