Kevin's Watch

When your computers teacher says "Break" and you swear she just said "Berek"

...when you ask SRD in the gradual interview about his agent's name and the similarity of Lord Mhoram's...and then when it is pointed out by SRD that it is just coincidence, you realize that you are not as smart as you once thought you were.

When you find yourself thinking venomvenomvenom every time you can't concentrate on something that takes a great deal of concentration.

...when you want to see Elena's sculpture so you can a) understand how Mhoram learned the secret of the Ritual of Desecration from it, and b) learn it yourself.

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:...when you want to see Elena's sculpture so you can a) understand how Mhoram learned the secret of the Ritual of Desecration from it, and b) learn it yourself.

When upon reading this you want to remind DukkaWaynhim that Desecration is not an answer to depite.

You fantasize about going to the "Land" on a work break.

...when you want to give your boss a caamora to purge all of the nastiness and pettiness out of him - so he will be whole, hale, and clean!

(actually, I just want to see his hands in the fire)

...the last several books you've read are all books you've read many times before.

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:...the last several books you've read are all books you've read many times before.

One step further...
...are the ONLY ones you own!

When you find out a co-worker reads fantyasy, but (somehow) hasn't read TCOTC, you're first response is, "I'l lend them to you, they're great, they're..."and you procede to almost tell her the entire story.

When you wish for rhadhamaerl skills to repair that stoneware you just broke...

You're 65 yards away from the cup, and need this shot to win the hole for your foursome. In the heat of the moment, you ask the caddy for your "Ur-Vile Wedge".

Your being introduced to speak at a Business Networking International meeting and on your bio you have for your hobbies:
"...In her spare time - when she has any – she loves to read fiction trilogies or continuing novels and play on-line Trivia games on “Kevin’s Watch”...."
<I REALLY DID DO THIS YESTERDAY > -- and everyone loved my little speech!

When you create a waymeet in your back yard

When you create a Stowndown in your backyard

When you look at the blue flames issuing from your gas logs and compare them to Lords-fire...

When your wife hands you matches to start up a fire in the fireplace, and you ask her, "What would I use those for?".

When you look at the blue flames issuing from your gas logs and compare them to Lords-fire...

When you look at the blue flames issuing from your gas logs and compare them to Lords-fire...

Yeah yeah... it's not my fault... First I get no rukh then the server attacks me...

"Hellfire!"