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Perhaps I got a better offer!!!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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Questing for path to perfect lover--path does big curve AWAY from you. hehehehe
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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right now I have to soak my feet...
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Sunbane is starting in the morning...I have to get ready :o
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Today is the first day of the rest of my life...without you.
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"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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ur ugly (by text)
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


Full of the heavens and time.
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Vicious beavers attacked my house this morning,
Have to stick around so I can shoot the little varmin when they come out of hiding!
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Have you hugged your arghule today?
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mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Washington called -- I must be on the next flight out!!!!!
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XXX-rated movies--not quite what I had in mind when I asked you out for lunch.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Yikes! I forgot I'm married!
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Zebra Preservation Society meeting is tonight
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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Another woman asked me out...
my wife!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Bee stings are more pleasant than spending time in your company.
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Can't you see that you really make me sick?
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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Don't date people with contagious diseases. Sorry.
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Everything you touch gets green and slimy
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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forgot to inform my parole officer i'd be in late, so he revoked me.
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Going out with your sister instead.
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--Abraham Lincoln

Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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Husband might object. Maybe another time.
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I don't want to, and you can't make me.
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