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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:06 pm
by Creator
Perhaps I got a better offer!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:58 pm
by ChoChiyo
Questing for path to perfect lover--path does big curve AWAY from you. hehehehe
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:26 am
by dennisrwood
right now I have to soak my feet...
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 1:30 am
by duchess of malfi
Sunbane is starting in the morning...I have to get ready

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:17 am
by ur-bane
Today is the first day of the rest of my life...without you.
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:31 am
by Warmark
ur ugly (by text)
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:45 pm
by Cheval
Vicious beavers attacked my house this morning,
Have to stick around so I can shoot the little varmin when they come out of hiding!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:02 pm
by duchess of malfi
Washington called -- I must be on the next flight out!!!!!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:13 pm
by drew
XXX-rated movies--not quite what I had in mind when I asked you out for lunch.
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:15 pm
by Khat
Yikes! I forgot I'm married!
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:14 am
by onewyteduck
Zebra Preservation Society meeting is tonight
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:22 am
by Cheval
Another woman asked me out...
my wife!
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:26 am
by duchess of malfi
Bee stings are more pleasant than spending time in your company.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:47 am
by onewyteduck
Can't you see that you really make me sick?
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:54 am
by duchess of malfi
Don't date people with contagious diseases. Sorry.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:42 am
by onewyteduck
Everything you touch gets green and slimy
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:27 am
by dennisrwood
forgot to inform my parole officer i'd be in late, so he revoked me.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:20 am
by ur-bane
Going out with your sister instead.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:21 pm
by duchess of malfi
Husband might object. Maybe another time.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:21 pm
by Edge
I don't want to, and you can't make me.