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Excalibur of course!!

Linden vs. Morn!
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anyone but Linden, by default.

Storm Trooper or Nazi from Indiana Jones
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Morn is the toughest woman in the known multiverse. linden would still be debating wether to act by the time morn had rung her bells!

oops i was alittle late posting. have you ever seen a stormtrooper hit ANYTHING. nazis are notorious for hitting stuff. nazis win

bright beauty vs millenium falcon
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Beauty, the Falcon is in bad shape

Cotton Mather or Increase Mather?
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Cotton - because cotton is natuaral! :lol:

[This is an easy one!]

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:!: Vain!

Battlestar Galactica vs. Imperial Star Destroyer
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Battlestar Galactica vs. Imperial Star Destroyer?

Battlestar Galactica. Not because its a more powerful ship led by extrodinary humans but because its a matter star power. Galactica has imunity to descruction because she's the star of a show. Any random star destroyer is expendable. Hed you said a Star Destroyer in upon which Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie were being held captive well then......


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The tick. He would tick Megaton Man off so much, he would explode.

Foo Fighters or Nirvana?
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aTOMiC wrote:Battlestar Galactica vs. Imperial Star Destroyer?

Battlestar Galactica. Not because its a more powerful ship led by extrodinary humans but because its a matter star power. Galactica has imunity to descruction because she's the star of a show. Any random star destroyer is expendable. Hed you said a Star Destroyer in upon which Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie were being held captive well then......
The Galactica wins on a technicality? Unbelievable... :P

Nirvana was great...but Foo Fighters have demonstrated that they're survivors. Foo Fighters win by technical knock-out!

Lady Galadriel vs. High Lord Elena?
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Theres an almighty mud fight between Galdriel and Elena, in a pool of hurtloam, whereby both gets healed after each blow. Soon an assortment of males of all intelligent species crowd round, cheering and gambling. Humans, elves, hobbits, orcses, dwarves, giants, stonedowners, lords, healers, haruchai, ramen...

A whole city get built around the ongoing mud-fight with all the trappings of a sleazy city...

After a while a ceasure falls upon Mudfight City, sweeping everyone in its path, except for four who ducks into the mud at the very last moment.

The four emerges, muddy. The two males declare the mudfight a draw, and dedied that a beauty contest should settle the matter.

Both males voted for Galadriel, who being elven, is more beautiful even in hurtloam.

So there we have it, Galadriel wins.

Then the two males begins to fight over the right for her hand in marriage.

The two males are Frodo Baggins and Bannor.
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Nice answer, Kerb! Gave you 500 WGD for your effort.

Frodo against Bannor? Heh, I could resort to using the same rationale as aTOMiC: since Frodo is the star of LOTR, and Bannor isn't the star of TCTC, Frodo wins - though only with devious help from the One Ring. :wink:

The Orb of Aldur (from the Belgariad) vs. The Illearth Stone
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Matrixman wrote:Nice answer, Kerb! Gave you 500 WGD for your effort.

Frodo against Bannor? Heh, I could resort to using the same rationale as aTOMiC: since Frodo is the star of LOTR, and Bannor isn't the star of TCTC, Frodo wins - though only with devious help from the One Ring. :wink:

The Orb of Aldur (from the Belgariad) vs. The Illearth Stone
Thanks, Matrixman!

Well, the Orb of Aldur being spherical can roll aound like a marble, while the Illearth stone can only gout green curved lightning at the oversized marble like badly spat snot. The orb deftly dodges the green gouts, and hits the Illearth Stone, so gains points as in a giant cosmic game of marble.

One of the creators, playing marbles, chuckles, "got you!" and takes both marbles into his collection.

Now then, what about:

The One Ring (The Lord of the Ring) vs. White Gold Ring
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White Gold always wins on the Watch!

Hyperion or Cronos? (the answer is obvious, if you think about it! :P )
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Kerb wrote:Well, the Orb of Aldur being spherical can roll aound like a marble, while the Illearth stone can only gout green curved lightning at the oversized marble like badly spat snot. The orb deftly dodges the green gouts, and hits the Illearth Stone, so gains points as in a giant cosmic game of marble.
I don't know...Garion could stuff things up...
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True...but time waits for no one...

Stevie Vai vs Joe Satriani
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Its not the volume that makes the greatest guitarist
Its not the stage presence that makes the greatest guitarist
Its not the dress sense that makes the greatest guitarist

Does the student surpass the teacher?
Does a dual appearance on magazine cover makes for a fight?

Oh look they're playing a duet!

I am afraid...

... Its a draw!

Real Guitarist vs Air Guitarist
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Real guitarist whacks real guitar on head of air guitarist, producing real pain. Air guitarist tries to hit real guitarist with air guitar and looks just really stupid. Real guitarist wins!

The Borg vs. Bjorn Borg
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:borg: Resistance is Futile!


Q (from Star Trek) vs. the Ascended (from Stargate SG-1)
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After a brief femtosecond of posturing, each mathematically analyse each other, and they announce in union:

"We Are One!"

Loki vs Eris
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Loki! Evil Norse God

Zeus vs. Odin
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