Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:37 pm
Excalibur of course!!
Linden vs. Morn!
Linden vs. Morn!
anyone but Linden, by default.
Storm Trooper or Nazi from Indiana Jones
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:57 pm
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:00 pm
Morn is the toughest woman in the known multiverse. linden would still be debating wether to act by the time morn had rung her bells!
oops i was alittle late posting. have you ever seen a stormtrooper hit ANYTHING. nazis are notorious for hitting stuff. nazis win
bright beauty vs millenium falcon
oops i was alittle late posting. have you ever seen a stormtrooper hit ANYTHING. nazis are notorious for hitting stuff. nazis win
bright beauty vs millenium falcon
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:51 pm
Beauty, the Falcon is in bad shape
Cotton Mather or Increase Mather?
Cotton Mather or Increase Mather?
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:15 am
Cotton - because cotton is natuaral! 
[This is an easy one!]
Hackers vs. VAIN!
[This is an easy one!]
Hackers vs. VAIN!
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:27 am
Vain!Battlestar Galactica vs. Imperial Star Destroyer
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:44 am
Battlestar Galactica vs. Imperial Star Destroyer?
Battlestar Galactica. Not because its a more powerful ship led by extrodinary humans but because its a matter star power. Galactica has imunity to descruction because she's the star of a show. Any random star destroyer is expendable. Hed you said a Star Destroyer in upon which Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie were being held captive well then......
Megaton Man or the TICK
Battlestar Galactica. Not because its a more powerful ship led by extrodinary humans but because its a matter star power. Galactica has imunity to descruction because she's the star of a show. Any random star destroyer is expendable. Hed you said a Star Destroyer in upon which Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie were being held captive well then......
Megaton Man or the TICK
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:07 am
The tick. He would tick Megaton Man off so much, he would explode.
Foo Fighters or Nirvana?
Foo Fighters or Nirvana?
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:32 pm
The Galactica wins on a technicality? Unbelievable...aTOMiC wrote:Battlestar Galactica vs. Imperial Star Destroyer?
Battlestar Galactica. Not because its a more powerful ship led by extrodinary humans but because its a matter star power. Galactica has imunity to descruction because she's the star of a show. Any random star destroyer is expendable. Hed you said a Star Destroyer in upon which Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie were being held captive well then......
Nirvana was great...but Foo Fighters have demonstrated that they're survivors. Foo Fighters win by technical knock-out!
Lady Galadriel vs. High Lord Elena?
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:29 pm
Theres an almighty mud fight between Galdriel and Elena, in a pool of hurtloam, whereby both gets healed after each blow. Soon an assortment of males of all intelligent species crowd round, cheering and gambling. Humans, elves, hobbits, orcses, dwarves, giants, stonedowners, lords, healers, haruchai, ramen...
A whole city get built around the ongoing mud-fight with all the trappings of a sleazy city...
After a while a ceasure falls upon Mudfight City, sweeping everyone in its path, except for four who ducks into the mud at the very last moment.
The four emerges, muddy. The two males declare the mudfight a draw, and dedied that a beauty contest should settle the matter.
Both males voted for Galadriel, who being elven, is more beautiful even in hurtloam.
So there we have it, Galadriel wins.
Then the two males begins to fight over the right for her hand in marriage.
The two males are Frodo Baggins and Bannor.
A whole city get built around the ongoing mud-fight with all the trappings of a sleazy city...
After a while a ceasure falls upon Mudfight City, sweeping everyone in its path, except for four who ducks into the mud at the very last moment.
The four emerges, muddy. The two males declare the mudfight a draw, and dedied that a beauty contest should settle the matter.
Both males voted for Galadriel, who being elven, is more beautiful even in hurtloam.
So there we have it, Galadriel wins.
Then the two males begins to fight over the right for her hand in marriage.
The two males are Frodo Baggins and Bannor.
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:46 pm
Nice answer, Kerb! Gave you 500 WGD for your effort.
Frodo against Bannor? Heh, I could resort to using the same rationale as aTOMiC: since Frodo is the star of LOTR, and Bannor isn't the star of TCTC, Frodo wins - though only with devious help from the One Ring.
The Orb of Aldur (from the Belgariad) vs. The Illearth Stone
Frodo against Bannor? Heh, I could resort to using the same rationale as aTOMiC: since Frodo is the star of LOTR, and Bannor isn't the star of TCTC, Frodo wins - though only with devious help from the One Ring.
The Orb of Aldur (from the Belgariad) vs. The Illearth Stone
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:14 pm
Thanks, Matrixman!Matrixman wrote:Nice answer, Kerb! Gave you 500 WGD for your effort.
Frodo against Bannor? Heh, I could resort to using the same rationale as aTOMiC: since Frodo is the star of LOTR, and Bannor isn't the star of TCTC, Frodo wins - though only with devious help from the One Ring.
The Orb of Aldur (from the Belgariad) vs. The Illearth Stone
Well, the Orb of Aldur being spherical can roll aound like a marble, while the Illearth stone can only gout green curved lightning at the oversized marble like badly spat snot. The orb deftly dodges the green gouts, and hits the Illearth Stone, so gains points as in a giant cosmic game of marble.
One of the creators, playing marbles, chuckles, "got you!" and takes both marbles into his collection.
Now then, what about:
The One Ring (The Lord of the Ring) vs. White Gold Ring
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:38 am
White Gold always wins on the Watch!
Hyperion or Cronos? (the answer is obvious, if you think about it! )
Hyperion or Cronos? (the answer is obvious, if you think about it!
)Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:35 am
I don't know...Garion could stuff things up...Kerb wrote:Well, the Orb of Aldur being spherical can roll aound like a marble, while the Illearth stone can only gout green curved lightning at the oversized marble like badly spat snot. The orb deftly dodges the green gouts, and hits the Illearth Stone, so gains points as in a giant cosmic game of marble.
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:42 am
True...but time waits for no one...
Stevie Vai vs Joe Satriani
Stevie Vai vs Joe Satriani
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:19 pm
Its not the volume that makes the greatest guitarist
Its not the stage presence that makes the greatest guitarist
Its not the dress sense that makes the greatest guitarist
Does the student surpass the teacher?
Does a dual appearance on magazine cover makes for a fight?
Oh look they're playing a duet!
I am afraid...
... Its a draw!
Real Guitarist vs Air Guitarist
Its not the stage presence that makes the greatest guitarist
Its not the dress sense that makes the greatest guitarist
Does the student surpass the teacher?
Does a dual appearance on magazine cover makes for a fight?
Oh look they're playing a duet!
I am afraid...
... Its a draw!
Real Guitarist vs Air Guitarist
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:54 pm
Real guitarist whacks real guitar on head of air guitarist, producing real pain. Air guitarist tries to hit real guitarist with air guitar and looks just really stupid. Real guitarist wins!
The Borg vs. Bjorn Borg
The Borg vs. Bjorn Borg
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:29 am
Resistance is Futile!Q (from Star Trek) vs. the Ascended (from Stargate SG-1)
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:43 am
After a brief femtosecond of posturing, each mathematically analyse each other, and they announce in union:
"We Are One!"
Loki vs Eris
"We Are One!"
Loki vs Eris
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:40 am
Loki! Evil Norse God
Zeus vs. Odin
Zeus vs. Odin