Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 12:16 am**

Jerry Falwell. (sorry)

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 12:58 am**

Kumquat juice in your eye!

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 2:36 pm**

Lik-M-Aid tongue (y'know...after you've bought a ton of Lik-M-Aid at Sam's Club and are eating one after the other and you start seeing red on the Lik-A-Stik and come to realize it is blood from your now cat-like tongue)

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 11:26 pm**

Maggots in your McDonalds hamburger.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 7:24 am**

Nuts getting kicked (well, is bad for boys...who have them...)

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 3:13 pm**

Ovaries chewing their way out of the body (well, is bad for girls...who have them...)

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 5:36 pm**

Poop in your pants..... especially if it isn't yours....

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 5:45 pm**

(eww...)

Quivers from urine leaving the body. Not because of an STD, but due to sudden drop in body temperature.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 5:51 pm**

Revulsion

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 6:27 pm**

Sentience.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 6:35 pm**

Total lack of control over your bowels.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 6:52 pm**

Usury

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 6:56 pm**

Vizzardrix in Magic the Gathering.....

My dork roots are showing!

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 8:16 pm**

Wizards of the Coast - at times. Especially when the Legends set came out and it was hard as hell to find them.

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2007 2:08 am**

X-ploding hamsters...

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2007 3:09 pm**

Yellow gunk in the eyes when you wake up.

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2007 5:19 pm**

Zesting a lemon and then realizing you zested your finger too!

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2007 5:55 pm**

Anise....and for that matter, the anus...though I wouldn't want to live without my anus, but I might be able to live without anise.

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2007 6:19 pm**

Boils, big ugly almost erupting boils....

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2007 6:42 pm**

Commerciality of the internet, Christmas...hell...pretty much everything these days.

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