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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:23 am
by Skyweir
Good news. Nothing a cold icy shower wont fix.
Bad news. There aint no showers in cooee from here.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:02 pm
by Cord Hurn
Good news: You find a waterfall in which you can bathe.
Bad news: Now a cold front is in its way and may arrive before you dry.
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:43 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You dry before the front arrives
Bad news. The cold front arrives, raining buckets
now your completely saturated
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:28 pm
by samrw3
Good news: Some of the buckets knocked you unconscious and you missed a boring Super Bowl
Bad News: You are unconscious
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:01 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You needed the rest anyway.
Bad news: Concussion.
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:47 am
by Skyweir
Wow this poor bastard .. never gets a break lol
Good news. Youve been there and done that, and are an old hand at recovery
Bad news. Youre naked and confused.
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:36 pm
by samrw3
Good news: You are part of some strange new reality show
Bad News: They cover your naughty bits with digitalized images and no one can see exactly how smoking sexy you are
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:02 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You're smoking sexy.
Bad news: You've started smoking.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 6:06 am
by Skyweir
Ouch
Good news. Its not ACTUAL smoke
Bad news. The audience dont know that and let lose a 5 megaton power fire hose on your ass
. .. again ouch
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:09 am
by Cheval
Good news: Since you're smoking hot and dripping wet, things are now becoming a wet T-Shirt contest.
Bad news: You're in a wet T-shirt contest.
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:46 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You're not naked anymore.
Bad news: You're being objectified by a bunch of... I forget if you're a girl or a guy. I thought you were a guy a few pages ago, but now I'm not so sure.
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:54 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You win the wet tshirt contest
Bad news. Youre a dude who won a wet tshirt contest
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:36 pm
by Sorus
Good news: Hey, at least it's sort of flattering.
Bad news: The judges are now auctioning you off to the audience.
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:45 am
by Skyweir
Good news. An earthquake interrupts the auction enabling your escape.
Bad news. The earthquake swallows the entire audience.
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:44 pm
by Sorus
Good news: You manage to rescue the entire audience.
Bad news: The town throws a huge celebration in your honor, but the whole thing is still part of some reality TV thing.
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:54 pm
by lucimay
Good news: the ratings skyrocket and you're offered a permanent position as a reality tv host.
Bad News: the name of the show is Wet Tshirt Earthquake Night.
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 3:01 am
by Khaliban
Good News: You don't have to be at the earthquake to host.
Bad News: The earthquake is really hard to book.
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 8:47 pm
by Sorus
Good news: A mad scientist has created a machine that produces earthquakes on demand.
Bad news: A mad scientist has created a machine that produces earthquakes on demand.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 12:13 am
by Khaliban
Good news: He's not insane "mad"; he's really pissed off "mad".
Bad news: A really pissed off scientist has an earthquake machine and keeps mumbling something about "Debbie".
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 3:11 am
by Skyweir
Good news. Turns out Debbies a downer .. so shes voted off the show.
Bad news. The mad scientist still invented a machine that creates earthquakes and wet tshirts on demand
now your completely saturated
. .. again ouch 