Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:55 pm**

alfalfa sprouts

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:56 pm**

broken glass

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:57 pm**

chewy-charred Chernobyl chicken chunks in Carbonara cream

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:59 pm**

Deep dark duck chunks

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:01 pm**

easily inedible elfin embers of embroiled elephant effluvium.

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:03 pm**

famously flavorfull flakes of fish fins in fresh finch fat

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:05 pm**

god-awful gobs of goat-gonads grilled in gouda cheese.

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:07 pm**

Half eaten hearts of hog humps held in hot hippo hash

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:09 pm**

illustrious ingots of irridescent ibis-irises.

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:12 pm**

Jelly filled jolts of jiggly jumpy jello in jackrabbit jam

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:14 pm**

kola-nut butter-stuffed koala filets in kool kite-shapes and Kool-aid kolored.

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:17 pm**

Large lean layers of lard flavored liquid lox

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:19 pm**

magnificently mashed and molded mushroom mousse, minimally mangled by a misplaced munch.

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:23 pm**

Nasty newt noodles with narwhal necks and nads

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:13 pm**

oozing oodles of oily olives on organically-origined okra

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:15 pm**

Porus pounds of pickled panther paws packed in pink pudding prepared with pepper and parsley

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:17 pm**

quaint quarts of quartered quints quagmired in heavy syrup

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:21 pm**

Righteous rolls of rank raccoon ribs roasted with real rhinoceros rump

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:23 pm**

sassy shredded sausage shards sauteed along with sassafrass, sage, saffron, and spam.

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:42 pm**

Tangy tons of tender tiger toes toasted, with tomato and tartar sauce

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