Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:50 pm**

Fahrvergnugen got to me. Spent all day licking Volkswagens.

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:46 pm**

Gleek, the blue space-monkey, asked me out on a date.

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:57 pm**

Hypodermic weilding nurses attacked and sedated me....I don't know why.

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:58 pm**

Indiana Jones asked me to help him discover Rambaldi's sphere of life.

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:06 pm**

Jamboree out in the barn kept me hoppin' all night.

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:33 pm**

KEVIN WEISMAN needed me to help him design his website...

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:26 pm**

Loremaster stole it from me to copy and has not returned it yet.

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:32 pm**

Major crises with the environment. Will not use paper or wooded pencils - evil - they are the end result of murdered trees. Cannot promote this!

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:56 pm**

Nothing that you may say will change my mind that homework is child labor!

Posted: **Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:58 pm**

Oh! can I just agree what she said??

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:00 am**

khatalenabwraith wrote:Oh! can I just agree what she said??

Please, call me "he". Confusion causes loss of homework.

(That's O.K. I made the same mistake with Cho before.

)

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:05 am**

Quandary concerning misperceptions regarding pretty avatars belonging to nice guys. In a Qualm and now too queasy to quest for teacher's queries.

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:18 am**

Reminded of being mistaken for a male...resulting trauma made concentration impossible.

However, faith in the "Comes around goes around" theory of universal justice is restored, as poor Cheval has just experienced the same trauma he inflicted upon me....

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:25 am**

Sometimes you just got say; "seriously do you really think I will use this when I am 45 and have a business of my own?"

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:09 am**

Took the night off....You look like you could use it too..

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:47 am**

With my (sort of) long hair, I may be mistaken for a female.
Thus, I can hand in my homework under another name but will not be credited for MY work.

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:58 am**

Xanthippe Socrates
Yelled at me for my remake of "Don't Touch Me There" for the Leper sayings thread.

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:27 pm**

Yarborough, Glen shattered my eardrums with his vibrato. I didn't hear you give the assignment.

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:26 pm**

Zinfandel! "Twas the Zinfandel's fault!

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:15 pm**

Alaska seceded from the Union. I've been in negotiations for the release of the three polar bears being held hostage in the Oregon Zoo by the Outside Oppressors from the Lower 48.

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