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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:29 am
by Kerb
In the style of WWE, each make their entries.
Zeus comes in blazing with thunder and lightning!
Odin polymorphs into numerous comic book heroes!
The enter the ring and remove their cloaks.
They are announced, and the bell rung.
Well you know they wrestled hard, just to please the spectators, well knowing that they are deities who in normal circumstances of things would not stoop to such "sports" of ill-reputes, fit for the mortal hoi-polloi.
And well-knowing that if they need disciples and priests and sacrifices, they have to pander to the common and low understanding of Greek and Norse religions.
But looking like its a real fight, but the audience knows its fixed and jabefe and go along with it for the fun. So that they can shout at the baddie and not their boss, headmaster, etc.
This time its Zeus' turn to win.
The gods have a sense of humour!
James Bond vs Austin Powers
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:40 pm
by Creator
Bond, James Bond - shoots Austin in the middle of a "yeah baby!"
Ali (in his prime) vs. Tyson (in his prime)
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:13 pm
by Kerb
Kerb wrote:jabefe
kayfabe (spelling correction)
Ali - he is the GREATEST!
Lawnmower Man vs. HAL
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:53 pm
by sgt.null
Lawnmower Man could just unplug HAL
Bob Klose (original FLoyd guitar) vs Pete Best (1st Beatles drummer)
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:12 pm
by Kerb
The finalists of the Kick Myself contest starts kicking themselves with furious vigour in front of a loud cheering crowd.
Since Pete Best can only think of "What if I stayed with the Beatles" he kicked himself repeatedly and with more verve than Bob Klose.
The winner is Pete Best!
George Best vs Pele
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:15 am
by sgt.null
Pele only needs one name and no backstory...
Flaming Carrot vs Ambush Bug
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:19 am
by Revan
Kerb wrote:The finalists of the Kick Myself contest starts kicking themselves with furious vigour in front of a loud cheering crowd.
Since Pete Best can only think of "What if I stayed with the Beatles" he kicked himself repeatedly and with more verve than Bob Klose.
The winner is Pete Best!
George Best vs Pele
Pele, as he is alive... he wins hands down, me thinks.
Ambush Bug, he rules.
Creator (TCTC) Vs God
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:17 am
by sgt.null
God, he created SRD who created Creator.
Corporal Clegg vs Arnold Layne
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:19 am
by Revan
No idea, who are they?
I'll go with the first one...
Jesus Vs A Tic Tac
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:47 am
by sgt.null
two characters from Pink Floyd songs.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:51 am
by Revan
The first one...
Darth Vader vs Darth Sidious
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:33 am
by Kerb
Instantly translated to the Earth where the force is weak, the two resorted to a face slapping contest...
Dark Vader, keeping his helmet on, wins!
Steve Jobs vs William Gates
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:43 am
by Bustedviens
Miss Piggy she would nagg mr.ed to death
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:34 am
by Kerb
Bustedviens wrote:Miss Piggy she would nagg mr.ed to death
Please go back on: Steve Jobs vs William Gates
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:15 pm
by sgt.null
gates: he has the hotter wife.
Kermit the Frog vs Oscar the Grouch
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:28 pm
by Revan
Stalemate.
Cartman vs Stan
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:20 am
by Kerb
Stan wins indirectly, by getting Cartman in a fine old mess.
Oliver Hardy vs Groucho Marx.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:04 pm
by sgt.null
Groucho is a master comedian, he wins hands down.
Jimmy Page vs David Gilmour
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:27 pm
by Kerb
David Gilmour - placed at no 4 in Rolling Stone (Summer 2003) The 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time, above Jimmy Page at no 10.
Sean Connery vs Pierce Brosnan
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:43 am
by sgt.null
Connery, he is Scottish.
Tom Jones vs Catherine Zeta Jones