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Ugghhh....someone send it to the glue factory . . .
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I thought his purple flower appaloosa spots were a nice touch. :biggrin:
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Damelon pmed me Unzen's results and told me specifically NOT to post them because they were so embarrassing but he loves me so I know he will forgive me for posting them anyway:
Dear Unzen,

That is the third time you have managed to make me literally vomit chunks while reading your stories. I swear if you write ONE more undead orgy story with writhing rotting fluid leaking bodies in ecstasy or one more hint of partially dessicated tongue kissing I will let Calais do what she's been trying since turn one! Yes, that means kill you off. Consider yourself warned. I will let you have the undead pony you asked for though.

Xar

P.S. I had to tell uKulwa about Deva talking smack behind his back but I didn't tell him you were the one laughing and agreeing.

When I think about it though, it was not a bad turn... I get an undead pony, and I merely managed to make Xar vomit only once, I think three times was the record.
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Better an undead pony you control than an undead dragon who flies off to another deity...

*ah...Jiayna*
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Unzen, you're just... Man, I can't even think of a word for it... "Nasty" doesn't begin to cover it!
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I managed to get my hands on The Void's results:
Dear Void,
Keev Furaha used six drp to give you a pain in the ass. I tried and tried to explain to her that you don't even HAVE an ass but she just wouldn't listen. I realized during our conversations that she is not just annoying as hell but she's far from being the sharpest crayon in the box. I was forced to take three drp points from Aarklar to make up for her stupidity. Anyway, O-Gon-Cho's attack against you was successful but you did manage to steal her favorite pantsuit in the mayhem. Not sure what you wanted that for but hey there you go. I also give you the invisible pony you asked for.

Xar
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*gasp*

cho's favorite pant suit?
The neon orange?
nooooooo!!!!

...almost afraid to see what her avatar looks like now...
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She must be NEKKED! 8O :lol:
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Don't look, Ethel!!!!
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Nekked Cho can't be any worse than the thought of Unzen's undead orgies. Ewk! 8O :biggrin: :P
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Undead orgies? 8O

But wouldn't bits fall off?
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Thanks for stealing Keev's magic ponies, Lucimay. Good thing I had her send her magic winged squirrels to steal all of uKulwa's slighty intoxicating sugar cubes that he was hoarding so Keev can try to bribe your magic ponies into liking her better than you on the next turn. :twisted:
Get your hands off Brid's squirrels! She OWNS those squirrels after nicking Zeph's nuts!
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variol son wrote:Undead orgies? 8O

But wouldn't bits fall off?
Which bits?!! 8O
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...oh g-ds...

My sides hurt.
VS and Deva, that was priceless.
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This is hysterical!!!!!
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Fine fine fine. I meant magic winged chipmonks anyway. :biggrin: ;) Anyone else care to share their results or will I have to keep giving Xar huge chunks of money to spill the beans?
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by balon! »

Aw, man. I'm dyin here.

I don't think my pantheonadictriddledmind can take much more waiting.
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That's big trouble, then. I think we still have more than a week to wait. :( Damned rl!!! :lol:
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Post by Menolly »

hmmm...Jenn.
You still have seen no results for Zephyr?
Nor have we heard anything for T-m, or several other deities.

Has the AllFather hinted that you may somehow happen upon more results anytime soon?

I will say receiving mine so quickly has eased the wait. But, being unable to act on them until everyone else receives their own results is almost as frustrating...
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