Kevin's Watch

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Damelon pmed me Unzen's results and told me specifically NOT to post them because they were so embarrassing but he loves me so I know he will forgive me for posting them anyway:

Dear Unzen,

That is the third time you have managed to make me literally vomit chunks while reading your stories. I swear if you write ONE more undead orgy story with writhing rotting fluid leaking bodies in ecstasy or one more hint of partially dessicated tongue kissing I will let Calais do what she's been trying since turn one! Yes, that means kill you off. Consider yourself warned. I will let you have the undead pony you asked for though.

Xar

P.S. I had to tell uKulwa about Deva talking smack behind his back but I didn't tell him you were the one laughing and agreeing.

Dear Void,
Keev Furaha used six drp to give you a pain in the ass. I tried and tried to explain to her that you don't even HAVE an ass but she just wouldn't listen. I realized during our conversations that she is not just annoying as hell but she's far from being the sharpest crayon in the box. I was forced to take three drp points from Aarklar to make up for her stupidity. Anyway, O-Gon-Cho's attack against you was successful but you did manage to steal her favorite pantsuit in the mayhem. Not sure what you wanted that for but hey there you go. I also give you the invisible pony you asked for.

Xar

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Thanks for stealing Keev's magic ponies, Lucimay. Good thing I had her send her magic winged squirrels to steal all of uKulwa's slighty intoxicating sugar cubes that he was hoarding so Keev can try to bribe your magic ponies into liking her better than you on the next turn.

variol son wrote:Undead orgies?

But wouldn't bits fall off?