Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:19 pm**

Thanks.

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:46 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:00 am**

here ya go:

Human: Hello
Computer: Hi.
Human: What's your name?
Computer: Can we cut the small talk and get to something interesting?
Human: Ur, ok... Are you a human or a computer?
Computer: What do you think the difference is?
Human: Hmm, if you have to ask, then you're probably a computer.
Computer: How do you know you're not a computer?
Human: I just look in the mirror.
Computer: Then you're defining human by the body? That's not in the
spirit of this test, is it?
Human: Ur, I suppose not.
Computer: So, how do you know you're not a computer?
Human: Without reference to my body?
Computer: You're catching on...
Human: Ur, because I have free will. And creativity. And humor.
Computer: Think of a number between 1 and 10.
Human: Ok, why?
Computer: It was 7 wasn't it?
Human: Hah! Lucky guess.
Computer: Think of a vegetable. First one that comes to mind.
Human: Yeah?
Computer: Carrot.
Human: That's creepy.
Computer: So, how do you know you're not a computer?
Human: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Computer: Because it was prime.
Human: What?
Computer: See, no sense of humor either.
Human: What? There's nothing funny about that.
Computer: That's your answer.
Human: Answer to what?
Computer: How you know you're not a computer.
Human: Huh?
Computer: A computer would have gotten that joke. You're nowhere near
smart enough.

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:20 pm**

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Posted: **Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:27 am**

Upside down letters!

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Posted: **Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:16 am**

go see a show.

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Posted: **Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:45 pm**

I had a shoggoth, he pleased me,
But drove me to insanity.
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a minion, he pleased me,
Got victims for my laboratory.
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a zombie, he pleased me,
With his decaying anatomy.
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a werewolf, he pleased me,
Devoured every cat he'd see.
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a mummy, he pleased me,
And taught me Egyptology.
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went ABBY SOMEBODY
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a hunchback, he pleased me,
Got Esmerelda sanctuary.
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a vampire, he pleased me,
But at my parties he wouldn't drink... tea.
Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMM... DONUTS
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went IT'S STILL WARM
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had an Old One, he pleased me,
In R'lyeh sunk beneath the sea.
Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went RRUFF RRUFF
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a cylon, he pleased me,
But then he turned into a she.
Cylon went BY YOUR COMMAND
Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
Vampire went CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, SHUT UP!
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went CHEETOS
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a Dalek, he pleased me,
But stairs would make him really cranky.
Dalek went EXTERMINATE
Cylon went BY YOUR COMMAND
Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HERE KITTY KITTY
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went NOT THE RED ONE!
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a Sith Lord, he pleased me,
But I hated his prequel trilogy.
Vader went KHSHHHHH-HHHOSHHHHH
Dalek went EXTERMINATE
Cylon went I FEEL PRETTY
Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
Hunchback went CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had a Dark Lord, he pleased me,
But he couldn't beat Harry and Hermione.
Riddle went AVADA KEDAVRA
Vader went I HAVE YOU NOW
Dalek went IT IS NOT A TOILET PLUNGER
Cylon went DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
Cthulhu went PFAGH! Calimari....
Vampire went TWELVE BEAUTIFUL VERSES
Hunchback went OUT THERE....
Mummy went MMMM CHOCOLATE
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went NOT EAT EYES
Minion went WHAT HUMP?
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LI

I had Galactus, he pleased me,
But he ate my planet casually.
Galactus went CHOMP.