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pardon the interruption of the game while I....
Sorus wrote:Good news: A mad scientist has created a machine that produces earthquakes on demand.

Bad news: A mad scientist has created a machine that produces earthquakes on demand.
Khaliban wrote:Good news: He's not insane "mad"; he's really pissed off "mad".

Bad news: A really pissed off scientist has an earthquake machine and keeps mumbling something about "Debbie".
LAUGH MY ASS OFF

phew. ok...


Good News: the police have apprehended the mad scientist and dismantled the earthquake machine.

Bad News: your mom just watched the wet tshirt night episode on HBO on Demand.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


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Good news. Your mum loved the episode and enters you in the worm hole wet Tshirt contest

Bad news. You must enter through the unstable worm hole 🕳😬
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Good news: You make it safely through the unstable wormhole (with enough drama and explosions to ensure high ratings), and quickly become the hottest new star of the intergalactic version of Wet Tshirt Earthquake Night.

Bad news: The current season is sponsored (and catered) by the Klingon Empire.

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Good news: "Unstable Worm Hole" is the name of a bar.

Bad news: Your mum is pimping you out to wet t-shirt contests at seedy bars.
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."


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Good news. The unstable wormhole is awesome and they have your favourite Andorran ale on tap.

Bad news. The rokeg blood pie and gagh 🤢
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Good News: There are other options on the menu.

Bad news: haggis, balute, and bird's nest soup are the other options.
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Good news: All that vomiting will keep you thin.

Bad news: Your mum is still pimping you out.
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."


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Good news. You decide to embrace the pumping.

Bad new. Your mum has you double booked 🤷‍♀️
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Good news: You hire a body double to cover the second gig.

Bad news: People like him better.

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Good news: You can now pimp out your doppelganger.

Bad news: You're as bad as your mother.
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Good news. The doppelganger is killing it and youre raking in the dough.

Bad news. Its cookie dough
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Good news: You open a bakery, and it's very popular.

Bad news: Nobody wants to buy cookies; they just want to take a selfie with the star of Wet Tshirt Earthquake Night.

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Good news. The quiches however are very popular

Bad news. Real men dont eat quiche 🤷‍♀️
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Good news: You're as far from a real man as anyone can get.

Bad news: It's an egg and cheese casserole with a silly name. Nobody wants to eat it.
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Good news. A real man buys your quiche and cookie bakery

Bad news. Now your a loose end, no bakery and the Wet Tshirt Competition took an unexpected dive and bankrupted you 🥺
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Good news: Your mum has an exciting new employment opportunity for you.

Bad news: Your mum has an exciting new employment opportunity for you.

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(I can't play this game for shit but dearly LOVE coming in here and reading it, youse are FUNNNNNY!!)


Good News: the new employment opportunity is cooking for ISS and you get to ride in the Falcon 9 up there

Bad News: nobody likes dehydrated quiche
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
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gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Good news. Dehydrated quiche is off the menu

Bad news. You have no idea what ISS is .. so you catch a slow boat to Syria and join Islamic State.
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(International Space Station)

Good News: after accumulating many good Syrian Cuisine recipes, the Falcon 9 picked you up in Syria and you're on your way to the ISS

Bad News: no one likes dehydrated shawarma.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


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Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Good news. That Schwartz thing has a niche following

Bad news. But you have to travel back to the Middle East to service it 🤷‍♀️

Dont know why, it just came out like that? 😂
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