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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:43 pm
by Cheval
Bad timing;
This was
SUPPOSE to be
"National Homework-Free Week"
(Geez! Don't you teachers read your memos???
)
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:41 am
by Cheval
Cho Chiyo made me laugh so hard that I pee-ed on my homework.
(Do you still want me to hand in in?)
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:53 am
by Creator
died smelling cheval's homework! I mean I can't turn it in when I'm dead can I?!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:33 am
by Cheval
Exhumed Creator; didn't have time to re-do homework
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:10 am
by ChoChiyo
Filled with shame at my incontinence.
Had to shop for depends.
Sorry.
(You wouldn't want me peeing everywhere, would you?)
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:14 am
by Khat
Ground is covered with great amounts of slushy snow. Going to go someplace warmer to live.
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:27 am
by ChoChiyo
HATE HOMEWORK! HOMEWORK EVIL! HOMEWORK MUST BE DESTROYED WITH EXPLOSIVES AT EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY!!!
As you can see, I'm emotionally unstable. I would not mention homework in my presence again.
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:30 am
by Khat
I - Just - CAN'T - Do - THIS - HOMEWORK!
I think I caught Cho's unstable attitude...
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:05 am
by Lorelei
Just couldn't bring myself to do homework after I built my own atomic bomb from household chemicals.
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:05 am
by Khat
Kan't spel - aint goin to get it dun!
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:11 pm
by ChoChiyo
Loremaster was sneaking peeks at porn again. Had to deal with the situation. *sigh*
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:25 pm
by Myste
Made me a willow cabin at Cho's gate
And called upon my soul within the house;
Wrote loyal cantons of contemned love
And sang them loud even in the dead of night;
Hallooed her name to the reverberate hills
And made the babbling gossip of the air
Cry out 'ChoChiyo!'
Oh, and I was dressed up as a boy at the time, trying to figure out how to make my way in Illyria. I've still got four acts to get through before Count Orsino finds out I'm a girl and realizes he's in love with me, so I'm afraid that homework is just going to have to wait.
Happy Twelfth Night everybody!
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:07 pm
by dANdeLION
Nuclear bomb went off in my backpack, destroying my homework.
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:24 pm
by Cail
Opened my book and was struck blind.
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:27 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Principal Skinner made me clean the chalkboards, so the assignment got erased.
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:10 pm
by Myste
Querulous old ladies berated me all day for wearing pants. It would have been rude to ignore them, so I couldn't get my homework done.
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:27 am
by ChoChiyo
Retreated to fortified position as somebody was standing by my gate making something out of willows in the dead of night and yelling my name....it was a little frightening.
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:14 am
by Cheval
Same reason as Dan.
(I'm glowing!)
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:18 am
by Cail
......tequila....<urk>
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:15 pm
by Lady Revel
unhealthy.....I was sick, because of the tequila!!!!!!