Things you should not touch or put your fingers in
1. electric wall socket
2. A tape recorder up your brothers nose
3. Paris Hilton (Whoa!)
4. A 767's active turbofan
5. Foul's Bondfire
7. An enormous fire-ant mound
8. A Woodchipper
9. A steaming pile of horse apples
10. My grandkid's dirty diaper
11. Da Fonz' hair
Baker's Dozen Game
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ChoChiyo
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1. electric wall socket
2. A tape recorder up your brothers nose
3. Paris Hilton (Whoa!)
4. A 767's active turbofan
5. Foul's Bondfire
7. An enormous fire-ant mound
8. A Woodchipper
9. A steaming pile of horse apples
10. My grandkid's dirty diaper
11. Da Fonz' hair
12. a used prophelactic device.
2. A tape recorder up your brothers nose
3. Paris Hilton (Whoa!)
4. A 767's active turbofan
5. Foul's Bondfire
7. An enormous fire-ant mound
8. A Woodchipper
9. A steaming pile of horse apples
10. My grandkid's dirty diaper
11. Da Fonz' hair
12. a used prophelactic device.
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
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Things you should not touch or put your fingers in
1. electric wall socket
2. A tape recorder up your brothers nose
3. Paris Hilton (Whoa!)
4. A 767's active turbofan
5. Foul's Bondfire
7. An enormous fire-ant mound
8. A Woodchipper
9. A steaming pile of horse apples
10. My grandkid's dirty diaper
11. Da Fonz' hair
12. a used prophelactic device
13. Cheney's oil money
really dumb adages
1.) Catch as catch can
1. electric wall socket
2. A tape recorder up your brothers nose
3. Paris Hilton (Whoa!)
4. A 767's active turbofan
5. Foul's Bondfire
7. An enormous fire-ant mound
8. A Woodchipper
9. A steaming pile of horse apples
10. My grandkid's dirty diaper
11. Da Fonz' hair
12. a used prophelactic device
13. Cheney's oil money
really dumb adages
1.) Catch as catch can
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fall far and well Pilots!
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really dumb adages
1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
really dumb adages
1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) He who laughs last laughs loudest (actually, he who laughs last took awhile to catch the joke)
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) He who laughs last laughs loudest (actually, he who laughs last took awhile to catch the joke)
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1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
10.)I'm laughing on the inside....Where it counts.
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
10.)I'm laughing on the inside....Where it counts.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
10.)I'm laughing on the inside....Where it counts.
11.) 23 Skiddo (either something about sex on a snowmobile or Michael Jordan has just blown past you
)
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
10.)I'm laughing on the inside....Where it counts.
11.) 23 Skiddo (either something about sex on a snowmobile or Michael Jordan has just blown past you
)fall far and well Pilots!
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1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
10.)I'm laughing on the inside....Where it counts.
11.) 23 Skiddo (either something about sex on a snowmobile or Michael Jordan has just blown past you )
12.) Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
10.)I'm laughing on the inside....Where it counts.
11.) 23 Skiddo (either something about sex on a snowmobile or Michael Jordan has just blown past you )
12.) Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
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1.) Catch as catch can
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
10.)I'm laughing on the inside....Where it counts.
11.) 23 Skiddo (either something about sex on a snowmobile or Michael Jordan has just blown past you )
12.) Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
13) You'll thank me for this when you're older
Things associated with earthquakes:
1: Los Angeles
2.) You won't feel a thing
3.) Have your cake and eat it too
4.) The world is your oyster
5.) The early bird catches the worm
6.) A stitch in time, saves nine
7.) We're on a peacekeeping mission
8.) This is going to hurt me more that it will hurt you
9.) Bob's your uncle!
10.)I'm laughing on the inside....Where it counts.
11.) 23 Skiddo (either something about sex on a snowmobile or Michael Jordan has just blown past you )
12.) Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
13) You'll thank me for this when you're older
Things associated with earthquakes:
1: Los Angeles
fall far and well Pilots!
Things associated with earthquakes:
1: Los Angeles
2: Jiggling Jello
1: Los Angeles
2: Jiggling Jello
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
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faults
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Things associated with earthquakes:
1: Los Angeles
2: Jiggling Jello
3: Pancaked buildings
4: Faults
5: Multiple tragic deaths
1: Los Angeles
2: Jiggling Jello
3: Pancaked buildings
4: Faults
5: Multiple tragic deaths
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