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X-men power of turning yourself into fecal matter.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Zen chicken-flicking. dont ask.
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Anafelectic Shock
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Bad ex-girlfriend (her name even began with a "B")
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Crippling pain.
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Dodgeball as a nerdy kid
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Everclear, when you think it's beer. :?
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Fantasy Bedtime Hour....if you are easily offended.
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Gerbilling, and accidentally falling asleep while doing so.
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Hearing a crappy song in the morning, and having it in your head all day
I thought you were a ripe grape
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the kind you keep for a really long time
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Ingrown toenail crammed into a new pair of shoes and then walking the length and breadth of Disney World for 8 hours.
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Jagged constipation that is just the champagne cork for explosive diarrhea.... or so I'm told :hairs:
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Jagged constipation that is just the champagne cork for explosive diarrhea.... or so I'm told :hairs:
Freaking beautiful. I mean that. Bravo!

Kleenex made from rusty barbed wire and razorblades and you've got the mother of all snot noses.
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Limited bathroom access added onto Dukka's post... :twisted:
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Mucus poo with a chaser of blood
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Neck snapping
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One kid smacking other kid with swords, running crying and tattling. An every day event in my house!
If women were in charge, the military would have to do bake sales in order to buy more weapons.

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Poop on your shoes.
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Quiet kids. Very ominous.
If women were in charge, the military would have to do bake sales in order to buy more weapons.

"You can always procrastinate later."
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"I'm not fat. I'm FLUFFY!"
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We forgive and never give up
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Today we remember to live and to love"

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Roundhouse kick to the face...
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