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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:05 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
X-men power of turning yourself into fecal matter.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:56 am
by iQuestor
Zen chicken-flicking. dont ask.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:16 am
by danlo
Anafelectic Shock
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:18 pm
by Angoid
Bad ex-girlfriend (her name even began with a "B")
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:52 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Crippling pain.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:28 pm
by Cagliostro
Dodgeball as a nerdy kid
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:52 pm
by Atrus
Everclear, when you think it's beer.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:55 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Fantasy Bedtime Hour....if you are easily offended.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:12 pm
by Cagliostro
Gerbilling, and accidentally falling asleep while doing so.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:37 pm
by drew
Hearing a crappy song in the morning, and having it in your head all day
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:29 am
by aTOMiC
Ingrown toenail crammed into a new pair of shoes and then walking the length and breadth of Disney World for 8 hours.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:58 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Jagged constipation that is just the champagne cork for explosive diarrhea.... or so I'm told

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:56 pm
by aTOMiC
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Jagged constipation that is just the champagne cork for explosive diarrhea.... or so I'm told

Freaking beautiful. I mean that. Bravo!
Kleenex made from rusty barbed wire and razorblades and you've got the mother of all snot noses.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:13 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Limited bathroom access added onto Dukka's post...

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:15 pm
by Cagliostro
Mucus poo with a chaser of blood
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:42 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Neck snapping
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:50 pm
by SoulQuest1970
One kid smacking other kid with swords, running crying and tattling. An every day event in my house!
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:09 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Poop on your shoes.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:10 pm
by SoulQuest1970
Quiet kids. Very ominous.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:19 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Roundhouse kick to the face...