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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:41 pm
by TRC
What is a person that....has no heart no brain and no soul.


I had some of the best plecostomus.........

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:56 pm
by aTOMiC
I had some of the best plecostomus.........but it gave me heartburn so I won't have anymore without prilosec.

Sometime we all need a little extra...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 5:56 am
by TRC
Sometime we all need a little extra...incentive to do half of what we are capable of.


Without knowing, it seems i have

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:07 am
by aTOMiC
Without knowing, it seems i have...stumbled into a tar pit and I'm sinking rapidly. Hello? Is anyone there? Um. I'm stuck and I can't get out! Hello? Heluppphhhhhhhpbbbb.

In the winter I like to use a match and a candle to...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:57 am
by Revan
In the winter I like to use a match and a candle to...get some light

What is the answer...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:19 pm
by Dragonlily
First Mark Tuvor wrote:What is the answer...
...to the finding of true justice?

An echo in a limitless space sounds like...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:26 pm
by Revan
An echo in a limitless space sounds like... Pies

What in all the world of wonder...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:58 pm
by aTOMiC
What in all the world of wonder...has happened to my socks?

Where have all of the little tiny...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:02 pm
by Revan
Where have all of the little tiny...calculators go?

Why does the...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:05 pm
by aTOMiC
Why does the...coordinates menu have so many sub directories?

How do you make pies that are filled with...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:06 pm
by Revan
How do you make pies that are filled with...Cherries.

I am what I...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:13 pm
by aTOMiC
I am what I...am and thats all that I am. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Every time somebody wants a new...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:18 pm
by Revan
Every time somebody wants a new... Thing that they say they want I first ask them what exactly it is... then I ask them how much they are willing to pay, and say to them go to a certain shop which sells the types of things you are looking for and if they are still not happy I kick them in the nuts :)

What was that up there...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:22 pm
by aTOMiC
What was that up there...next to the nut kicker?

I'm certain that if everyone on earth would just...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:28 pm
by Revan
I'm certain that if everyone on earth would just... Shut the f**k up, I'd get some peace.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:49 pm
by aTOMiC
If only I had contributed the beginning of a sentence then the next member could have...

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 9:04 pm
by TRC
If only I had contributed the beginning of a sentence then the next member could have...
Continued without the use of profanity.

I saw a Buckeye laying on the road and I .....

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 9:38 pm
by aTOMiC
I saw a Buckeye laying on the road and I .....found the buck who was laying nearby and crammed it back into the socket. The buck unsteadily levered its legs under itself and then trotted off seemingly no worse for wear.


I saw an eagle eyeball laying on the road and I....

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:06 am
by Loredoctor
I saw an eagle eyeball laying on the road and I.... suggested it find an eye socket.

Would the man who ate texas . . . .?

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:07 pm
by aTOMiC
Would the man who ate texas . . . .need pepto bismol afterwards?

If you took 2 kinds of fish and then mixed...