Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:39 pm**

Vainly banged on gate to Cho's fortified position in an attempt to woo her on Count Orsino's behalf. She continued to give me the cold shoulder, and I got pneumonia. Too sick to do homework.

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:47 pm**

World War III started and the Nazi's blew up my homework.

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:43 pm**

X-Files was on.

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:02 pm**

Yosemite Sam needed it to kill Bugs Bunny.

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:25 pm**

Zaboomafoo used it to line the rabbit hutch.

Posted: **Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:30 pm**

Azathoth's servants ate it.

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:45 am**

Beelzebub Burnt it! (He has a thing about compositions on Holy Wars.)

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:50 am**

Can't I just miss it once!!!

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:18 am**

Didn't you excuse me from this when I promised I wouldn't tell about you and Jim the Janitor in the Broom Closet comparing underpants size tags?

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:19 am**

Entertained by porn.

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:27 am**

Flung Loremaster to the earth and sat on him to prevent him from further porn viewing.

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:42 am**

ChoChiyo wrote:Flung Loremaster to the earth and sat on him to prevent him from further porn viewing.

Now you are arousing me!

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:01 am**

Loremaster wrote:
ChoChiyo wrote:Flung Loremaster to the earth and sat on him to prevent him from further porn viewing.
Now you are arousing me!

That's not 'G'

Guys (Cho and LM) were fooling around and watching LM's Pr0n - who can think of homework when those two are cavorting!!!

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:35 am**

Had to beat Loremaster's head against the ground for several minutes. Then had to *whap* creator for referring to me as a "guy." Ugh! Men!

I was too distraught to do my homework after all of that!

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:59 am**

Jim the Janitor warned me not to go to the Pants thread -- so I went and -- and now I
JUST can't do my homework! Pants are not underware!

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:57 pm**

Kool-Aid man broke through the wall of my kitchen and distracted me.

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:02 pm**

Laziness

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:39 pm**

Medical emergency from Cho's *whap* - *cries* I've got a boo boo!!! *stamps feet*. [How can one do homework when one is injured and acting like a 3-year old!!

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Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:54 pm**

Needed a long long rest after dealing with Loremaster and Creator. *sigh*

My work is never done. Homework is a low priority when I must administer justice and protect the free world from porn!

Posted: **Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:09 pm**

"OOoooooooooohhhhhhhhh.... Who lives in pineapple under the sea?..."

Kevin's Watch

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