Kevin's Watch

Oinga Boinga!

Weather's just peachy, Chev. Pity your car chose to crack the shits today and you can't move it with a tow truck!

I wish my stomach would stop growling.

Pizzow!

Your stomache stops growling, however it is now screaming uncontrolably frightening all the litte kids around the block.


I wish my wireless signal would stop dropping out.

Gazooooooka!

Wireless signal remains strong and constant. It is also a far worse cause for brain tumors than microwaves from cellphones...boom. Your brain just exploded.

I wish I had a REAL cup of coffee...(this instant sh*t is foul)...

*Snausages!*

You have a real cup of coffee, but it is served in a cup whose prior owner did not believe in the use of soap when bathing or washing dishes. You learn this too late and contract TB.

I wish for weather in the 70's (F) next week!

Nooooooo-wong ecky ecky ecky pthang! (not to mention "ni")

Weather in 70s for the week! Thing is, so is the clothing, hairstyles, music and technology. Your internet connection no longer exists cos it wasn't INVENTED then....*wooooh let's do the time warp again!*

I wish my bosses would all contract nasty viruses in their computers this weekend.

I wish my bosses would all contract nasty viruses in their computers this weekend.

*kineforte!* (dont ask)

they do, especially the ones that hold your payroll, vacation and bonus information; you go so long without a paycheck you end up living under an overpass cooking squirrel in a soupcan.

I wish I could go to on a little holiday, maybe to the west coast to visit friends and have some fun.

Falafel!

West coast holiday! You're having fun with friends, living it up on the beach. Blammo. San Andreas fault gives way and you all sink beneath the Pacific Ocean.

I wish my new computer would arrive tomorrow!

*SPAMMO!*

You're new computer has arrived!
But there is no monitor and the old one is busted.

I wish there were something good to watch on the television.

*******CHEESY POOFS!!********

There is a sudden plethora of good stuff on TV. Pity yours just decided to explode for no reason, and you can't afford a new one.

I wish summer hadn't ended.

Elfgirl wrote: I wish summer hadn't ended.

It didn't... it just moved to the other side of this hemisphere.
Now you must put up with bitter-freezing cold weather since summer moved on.

I wish I wouldn't stay up all night playing these games.

!!!BUTTMEISTER!!!!

You don't stay up playing games late anymore because you become narcoleptic and fall asleep at any given time of day!

I wish I was on holiday RIGHT NOW!

*RECALLED*

You had your 15 minutes of holiday,
now get back to work!

I wish my dizziness would go away.

SCOOOBY DOO!!!

Your dizziness has vanished. However, your sense of balance is now skewiffed and you STILL can't stand upright without falling over.

I wish it was Easter already.

*BUNNY-HOP*

It is now Easter, which means that all the days between when you made your wish and now have been skipped over.
Which also means that all the things that happened in those days (good and bad) have vanished from your existance.
Hope you have good proof of where you were when the store by you was robbed!


I wish that my lawn would grow grass again.

Cheval wrote:...

I wish that my lawn would grow grass again.

POOF!!! your lawn grows lushly ... but with the grass from Aon Flux ... blades of DEATH that kill all that touch it!!

Due to the public saftey issues ... the new grass is burned out ... leaving a charred mess!

I wish that the next wisher had to post their wish in another thread!

*POOF*

Your wish has been granted.
(To see the next wish, please go to "Hile Troy's Think Tank")
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*Boink*
Jay moved the wish had been moved back here to where it belong.

I wish I could sleep in more on the weekends.

You can sleep in more on the weekends. You sleep in so late that it's Monday when you finally wake up.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.

***ZAP***

The song, along with most of your brain, is removed from your head.

I wish that everybody loved Linden Avery.

**Krazzzangle***

For the next minute, everyone on Kevin's Watch likes Linden.

I wish it was Friday.

*peguinslap!*

Considering that today is Saturday,
your wish means that you skipped a whole week ahead.
Thus, missing what happened in between.
(Geez, you sure missed a lot!)

I wish my hot water tank would stop leaking.