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i was a virgin until i was 21.

i can not snap my fingers.
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here's a little known fact about me...

i persistanly come to this thread and sit staring at the empty white box trying to think of something i haven't already told on myself.
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Post by balon! »

Lucimay wrote:here's a little known fact about me...

i persistanly come to this thread and sit staring at the empty white box trying to think of something i haven't already told on myself.
Hahaha.

I'm doing the same thing.

We're such blabbermouths. :P
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Wyldewode wrote:
CovenantJr wrote:
Waddley wrote:I didn't have a boyfriend until I was a junior in high school. Not even a cute little grade-school one.
Heh. I didn't have a girlfriend (cute and schooly or otherwise), go on a date or kiss a girl until I was 20.
So it's Wadds, Cov, Lyr and Danlo for the late bloomer's club! ;)
Add me. Like danlo, I was 22. I wanted my sex life to begin when I was around 9, but, alas, some of us are hopeless when it comes to these things. :lol:
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I sneeze REALLY loud. so loud it embarasses my wife. I can't help it, I got it from my Mom.
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Fist and Faith wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:
CovenantJr wrote: Heh. I didn't have a girlfriend (cute and schooly or otherwise), go on a date or kiss a girl until I was 20.
So it's Wadds, Cov, Lyr and Danlo for the late bloomer's club! ;)
Add me. Like danlo, I was 22. I wanted my sex life to begin when I was around 9, but, alas, some of us are hopeless when it comes to these things. :lol:
:lol: Indeed. I don't regret how long it took (in hindsight, I wasn't ready when I thought I was) but at the time I thought I was abnormal. Girls didn't even spare me a glance until I was in my 20s, for some reason.

Hmm, a little-known fact... Erm... When it's wet from rain, my hair smells exactly like pot. Several unrelated people have commented on it without provocation.
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Fist and Faith wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:
CovenantJr wrote: Heh. I didn't have a girlfriend (cute and schooly or otherwise), go on a date or kiss a girl until I was 20.
So it's Wadds, Cov, Lyr and Danlo for the late bloomer's club! ;)
Add me. Like danlo, I was 22. I wanted my sex life to begin when I was around 9, but, alas, some of us are hopeless when it comes to these things. :lol:
I win: 23 and still no contact from Skywalker. Although, this girl did ask me to go with her to a play a couple weeks ago. I asked her if it was about coitus and she slammed the phone down. Strange.
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Xar wrote:I have only drunk alcohol perhaps five times in my life. I have found out I don't like wine, beer, champagne, liquors, and I don't even like alcoholic cocktails, on average. Sometimes I do feel a bit out of place when we go out with friends and everybody orders a beer, and I order a Coke...
I've only drunk alcohol (not counting maybe the odd small sip of someone else's drink when I was little) twice. Only alcopops, and not much--I've never been drunk.
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i have a great sense of fashion, for other people. i buy all of julie's clothes. i look like a homeless guy. everybody compliments julie about the 3 pair of shoes i got her for Christmas.
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Fist and Faith wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:
CovenantJr wrote: Heh. I didn't have a girlfriend (cute and schooly or otherwise), go on a date or kiss a girl until I was 20.
So it's Wadds, Cov, Lyr and Danlo for the late bloomer's club! ;)
Add me. Like danlo, I was 22. I wanted my sex life to begin when I was around 9, but, alas, some of us are hopeless when it comes to these things. :lol:
I have never had a boyfriend and I've been on exactly two sort-of-dates.
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I normally say the word, "Burp" when I burp.

Sometimes, if it's a big one, I'll say the word, "Belch"
I thought you were a ripe grape
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women have a need to tell me their life's story. not sure why.
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I get that from women and men, usually very soon after they meet me.

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In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.

He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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I talk in my sleep almost every night.
Has anyone seen my keys?
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I'm afraid of missing anything, so I stay up until I can't possibly stay awake any longer, and then collapse into bed. My mother tells stories about me doing this as a child. . . just falling asleep in the middle of what I was doing. Most people outgrow this, but I never have.
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I can dislocate both of my thumbs at will, then I like to ask whoever is available to help me put them back.
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Another late bloomer here. I made it all the way through college at a notorious party school without getting any.

Drew, I used to pretend to get hiccups whenever the kids got them for real. Then they grew up and told me to stop. :(
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I feel like a floozy all of the sudden, I was 17, granted I had already made my boyfriend wait over 2 years. And after the first time, I made him wait another 3 months.
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Post by Menolly »

*sigh*

First time...

...age 12...
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I married the first girl out of High School that paid any attention to me. (I was hopelessly shy as a teenager. I found out later in life that girls wanted to get to know me but I seemed stuck up. Little did they know I was just socially awkward.) The first marriage didn't take (thankfully for both of us) and I found the love of my life a couple of years later. Funny how things can turn from total crap to fantastic. 20 year wedding anniversary July 9, 2008 :-)
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