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Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 10:26 am
by Skyweir
Good news. Gorilla guy has taken it upon himself personally to watch your back, your front and both sides.
Bad news. You cant go anywhere or do ANYTHING without Gorilla guy watching .... YOU.
Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 5:41 pm
by samrw3
Good news: Gorilla Guy watching you protects you from all the crazy people after you
Bad News: You just realized how many crazy people are after you
Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:10 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. You come to realise you identify with the crazy people
Bad news. There are definite downsides to identifying with a big bunch of nutters.
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 1:22 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You have a bunch of crazy friends.
Bad news: The guy that talks to dead people won't shut up about his boyfriend.
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 12:38 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. The weird guy has a no friend.. better news it aint you
Bad news. The weird guys boyfriend fancies you
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 4:12 pm
by deer of the dawn
Good news: he's kinda cute.
Bad news: it's a little awkward dating someone else's delusion.
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:14 am
by Skyweir
Good news: an illusion may be better than not dating at all
Bad news: an illusion is indicative your delusional
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:49 pm
by samrw3
Good news you are delusional so this whole thread just made a little more sense
Bad News you have just made sense out of a Mallory game...that is first sign of apocalypse.
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:52 am
by Khaliban
Good news: The apocalypse has lots of signs to go yet.
Bad news: Trump in the White House is about 20 of them.
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:00 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. Trump is the antichrist umm I mean second coming dude
Bad news. Trump is the second coming dude .. but hey twice
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:31 pm
by samrw3
Good news: Even the devil doesn't anything to do with Trump so the apocalypse is called off
Bad News: The Earth is left with Trump instead of him being wiped off during the apocalypse
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:21 am
by Khaliban
Good news: The devil has standards.
Bad news: We still have Trump in the White House.
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:09 pm
by samrw3
Good news: Trump has decided to not call it the Trump House and place a large "T" on it.
Bad news: Trump still has time to pull that off too...
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:01 am
by Skyweir
Good news. The sun came up despite the orange baboons presence in the White House.
Bad news. The orange baboon finally figured out how to become President in Perpetuity
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 5:30 pm
by samrw3
Good news: not much is happening in Perpetuity
Bad News: No one cares what happens in Perpetuity
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:13 am
by Skyweir
Good news. Perpetuity is a very long time
Bad news. Perpetuity is a very long time
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:24 am
by sgt.null
Good news. Perpetuity doesn't last forever.
Bad news. the apocalypse arrives,
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:05 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You're getting used to those.
Bad news: You're low on Soylent Green.
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:20 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You start umm
manufacturing soylent green.
Bad news. You are making soylent green and adding road kill as seasoning
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:45 am
by sgt.null
good news - roadkill makes soylant green tastier
bad news - the government starts a soylant lottery
