Kevin's Watch

You give the name "Gutbuster" to your boat.
(...and your car, and your pet, and the Whopper at BK)

When you build a fort-like spur to the front of your house.

***it's been too long, had to bump this thread up.

Lucimay wrote:you always make sure you're wearing the appropriate shoes in case you're summoned.

Omigod...(shakes head with embarassed realization)...I have done that.

....when you manage to work the word "penury" into your every day vernacular.

..when you accuse anyone wearing the collor green of being under Foul's control.

When you faithfully watch the Show House MD only because Hugh Laurie reminds you of Covenant

...when you expect children playing a mud puddle to suddenly be sucekd down by some jeherrin

...when you realize that your beloved surpasses you in nearly every way.

When you actully reffer to your spouce as 'Beloved"

... when you ditch class because you were "forwarned about the coming Desecration of the land"

...you rub mud on your head hoping it will grow your hair back.

you drive through Carville, Louisiana (which I did twice today), and give yourself VSEs on both occasions.

(Relevance of Carville, Louisiana anyone?)

Leprasarium?

....when you deny yourself a gift, sayibg that "its just too expensive".

You start about every problem with, "WWJD?"
(What Would Jehannum Do?)

How about when you sit down to Carcasonne with your friends and you ask the first one what color he wants and he says, "Hotash Slay" so you hand him the red players and you ask the next friend which color and he says, "Revelstone" so you hand him the grey ones, then the next friend says "Ur-viles" and you say, "Nope, I am always the urviles, you can have Amanibhavam, Morinmoss, or Soulsease, and he says, "Fine, I'll be Soulsease." AND nobody at the table hesitates or questions it in any way....

Either that or you dedicate the last five years of your life to making a parody of "Lord Foul's Bane."

Oh, wait, when you have to explain to the Russian guys next door at the body shop what a Dotard is because it says that on your t-shirt and then you just resort to saying, it's a silly american fantasy novel joke and they give you a look like you are just plain nuts and shake their heads as you walk away....

Or it could be when your friend Amy tells you that she has gotten everyone at her work, SF Symphony Orchestra to call each other Dotard as an insult.

How about when you use immedicable in every possible sentence you can?

To the other hysterical posts...

Hail Morinmoss...been there, done that
Hellfire and Damnation...that too

Ok...too many I can relate to.....

I also considered naming my dog "Lord Foul the Despiser." Luckily I decided on Moose instead but he does get to play the role of Lord Foul's Chihuahua....

...you go caving with friends, and expect to see Rocklight around every corner.

DW

How about when you actually own a t-shirt that says Dotard on it? AND wear it in public and actually wear it to work?

When the local obnoxious idiot comes walking towards you while you're reading outside the coffee shop and you wonder, "Is it really possible to erect a wall of forbidding?"

...and when anyone asks you about your Elohimfest t-shirt you have to start off with the disclaimers:

No, it's nothing Jewish and
No, I'm not a Raelian

How about when you realize that you are actually jealous cuz Danlo has an elohimfest shirt and you don't.....