Why Is It That...

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:26 am

Why is it that dogs sleep so much? Theyre not cats

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:36 pm

If dogs have such good ears why can't it hear me screaming at me to stop barking?

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:23 am

Hahaha

Why is it that when you fly overland the hostesses still go through the life jacket instructions?

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:20 pm

Why do I gain more pounds then the amount of pounds I eat?

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:31 am

Why is it that cats and dogs do so little but are always tired?

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:59 pm

Why can't I remember where my keys are but can remember some stupid song that I heard a few days ago and now the lyrics are stuck in my head!!

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:03 am

Why is it that people in power abuse people who have no power?

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:19 pm

Why is it that celebrities and such that spend $100s or sometimes $1,000 on clothes and makeup are allowed to chastise me for not giving more to charity - hey instead of $10,000 on that designer handbag - maybe gave that $10,00 to the charity bubs

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:22 am

mmm .. and why is it that no matter how much you clean you ALWAYS have to clean?

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:27 pm

Why is it that I get so aggravated trying to spend time trying to relax?

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:24 pm

Why is it that I worked so hard my whole life and have no money?

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 5:27 pm

Why do I curse when something bad happens - shouldn't I by an equal opportunity curser and curse when good things happen too?

Well you bleepity bleep person that was one fine bleepity bleep good KW post you done bleepity bleeped posted!

Whew now doesn't that feel better?

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:59 am

Cheers to our equal opportunity curser .. just gotta work on yer cursing

Why do people bleep cursing when everyone knows what they said?

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:14 am

Why is it called "colorful language" when cursing?

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:03 am

Why is that dogs want to play ball but dont follow the rules of the game?

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:47 pm

Why do we slap ourselves in the head when we forget something? Isn't it enough punishment that we forgot whatever we forgot?

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:59 am

Why is it that...

Damn, I forgot what I was going to say.
(Slaps self on forehead)

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:07 pm

Why is it that Chevy wants to say something clever but instead slaps himself?

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:57 pm

Why is it on something collectible or something you want to have displayed they place the stupid sales label somewhere on the product that you cannot get off and when you try it becomes a paper gluey mess!!

Stop you retail horrible people!!

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Jan 11, 2023 6:32 pm

A favorite question of mine, lately:

Why is it that these days we humans repeatedly have computers asking us if WE'RE robots?

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