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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:26 am
by Skyweir
Why is it that dogs sleep so much? Theyre not cats

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:36 pm
by samrw3
If dogs have such good ears why can't it hear me screaming at me to stop barking?
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:23 am
by Skyweir
Hahaha
Why is it that when you fly overland the hostesses still go through the life jacket instructions?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:20 pm
by samrw3
Why do I gain more pounds then the amount of pounds I eat?
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:31 am
by Skyweir
Why is it that cats and dogs do so little but are always tired?
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:59 pm
by samrw3
Why can't I remember where my keys are but can remember some stupid song that I heard a few days ago and now the lyrics are stuck in my head!!

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:03 am
by Skyweir
Why is it that people in power abuse people who have no power?
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:19 pm
by samrw3
Why is it that celebrities and such that spend $100s or sometimes $1,000 on clothes and makeup are allowed to chastise me for not giving more to charity - hey instead of $10,000 on that designer handbag - maybe gave that $10,00 to the charity bubs
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:22 am
by Skyweir
mmm .. and why is it that no matter how much you clean you ALWAYS have to clean?
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:27 pm
by samrw3
Why is it that I get so aggravated trying to spend time trying to relax?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:24 pm
by Skyweir
Why is it that I worked so hard my whole life and have no money?
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 5:27 pm
by samrw3
Why do I curse when something bad happens - shouldn't I by an equal opportunity curser and curse when good things happen too?
Well you bleepity bleep person that was one fine bleepity bleep good KW post you done bleepity bleeped posted!
Whew now doesn't that feel better?

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:59 am
by Skyweir
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:14 am
by Cheval
Why is it called "colorful language" when cursing?
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:03 am
by Skyweir
Why is that dogs want to play ball but dont follow the rules of the game?
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:47 pm
by samrw3
Why do we slap ourselves in the head when we forget something? Isn't it enough punishment that we forgot whatever we forgot?
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:59 am
by Cheval
Why is it that...
Damn, I forgot what I was going to say.
(Slaps self on forehead)
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:07 pm
by Skyweir
Why is it that Chevy wants to say something clever but instead slaps himself?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:57 pm
by samrw3
Why is it on something collectible or something you want to have displayed they place the stupid sales label somewhere on the product that you cannot get off and when you try it becomes a paper gluey mess!!
Stop you retail horrible people!!
Why Is It That...
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 6:32 pm
by Cord Hurn