Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:19 pm
Nagging Barbie - comes complete with repetitive shrill motion activated commentary greats such as "Take out the garbage, Ken, how many more times do I have to ask?"
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:33 pm
Ocho Sinco Barbie. Comes with Mohawk and mirror.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:53 pm
Pro Life Barbie, comes with protest signs, anti abortion pamphlets and pipe bombs for those pesky clinics.
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:00 am
Queer Eye Barbie - comes with REAL fashion sense and a few gay pals...
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:00 am
Quite annoying Barbie, upgraded from Mildly annoying Barbie.
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:03 am
(damn, Gil - we musta posted simultaneously!) 
Rude B*tch Barbie - pull her string and she cusses like a Tourette's sufferer!
Rude B*tch Barbie - pull her string and she cusses like a Tourette's sufferer!
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:04 am
Sunchild barbie. No tan lines.
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:48 am
Torture Barbie, comes with rack and the latest in prisoner torture implements. Sodium Penethol not included.
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:29 am
Unfettered Barbie - comes naked.
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:02 am
Vocabulary Barbie, comes with a dictionary.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:29 am
Wet T-shirt Barbie - comes with water pistol and white tee.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:35 am
x-files barbie...the truth is out there.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:38 am
Y-front Barbie - transgender version!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:40 am
Zippo lighter barbie. comes with 2 packs of smokes
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:27 pm
Arachnid Barbie, comes with eight eyes, eight hairy legs and moveable mandibles.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:28 pm
Barbie Barbie...conjoined at the conical boobies.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:29 pm
Cheating Barbie, comes with two Kens.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:44 pm
Despot Barbie...comes w/ machete.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:49 pm
Elfie Barbie, comes with excellent photoshop skills and great wit.
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:18 pm
Footstool Barbie.