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Silver Surfer vs. Green Lantern
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Green Lantern - more flexible power and slightly less lame, dude (well, Guy Gardner, maybe).


Assonance vs. Alliteration
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Alliteration - cause I have no idea what an Assonance is!!

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Neither one cos the Hemi-Cuda would dust 'em both!

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Cail, at least he doesn't parade around all day in a clown suit. 8O

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Harriet.

Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?
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i think Fred says it best
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humans or dinosaurs?
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Dinosaurs.

Ants or bees?
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onewyteduck said
Dinosaurs.

Ants or bees?

Hmm. Ants are the numerous, but bees can fly. i'll go with the kid with the magnefying glass and a can of Dead-Bee-All.


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The guy with no arms since it would be easier for him to get away.

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R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!! Aretha!!!

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Cher.

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Tom Bombadil - as mysterious as he is powerful and hokey, but way better than Ahab.


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Garlick! It even keeps Vampiers Away!!


Speaking of Vampiers -

Blade vs. Lestat!
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Blade - Lestat would get julienned, because he is slow to describe using Anne Rice's gluttenous prose.
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Blade - Lestat would get julienned, because he is slow to describe using Anne Rice's gluttenous prose.
You need to offer a competition Dukkha! :D


[Edit: Oh well ..... I might as well add one!]

colon ":" vs semicolon ";"
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semicolon = it "winks" at you.

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Don't know and I sure as hell ain't gonna stick around to see.....who wants to get caught in the middle of that?

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Rin Tin Tin because Lassie is too busy saving Timmy from the well.

SpongeBob or Patrick?
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Patrick.
Even though they're both double-bubble blowing babies...Spounge is still more of a wuss.

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