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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:28 am
by Creator
Keyboard - mouse trapped
Silver Surfer vs. Green Lantern
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:14 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Green Lantern - more flexible power and slightly less lame, dude (well, Guy Gardner, maybe).
Assonance vs. Alliteration
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:17 pm
by Creator
Alliteration - cause I have no idea what an Assonance is!!
Corvette vs. Mustang Shelby Cobra
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:41 am
by onewyteduck
Neither one cos the Hemi-Cuda would dust 'em both!
Cail vs. Dennis?
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:57 am
by danlo
Cail, at least he doesn't parade around all day in a clown suit.
Ozzie or Harriet?
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:29 pm
by onewyteduck
Harriet.
Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone?
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:38 pm
by Marv
i think Fred says it best
WWIIILLLLMA
humans or dinosaurs?
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:16 am
by onewyteduck
Dinosaurs.
Ants or bees?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:50 pm
by balon!
onewyteduck said
Dinosaurs.
Ants or bees?
Hmm. Ants are the numerous, but bees can fly. i'll go with the kid with the magnefying glass and a can of Dead-Bee-All.
Guy With No Legs v.s. Guy With No Arms
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:27 pm
by onewyteduck
The guy with no arms since it would be easier for him to get away.
Tina Turner or Aretha Franklin?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:30 pm
by Creator
R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!! Aretha!!!
Cher vs. Donna Summer
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:28 pm
by Loredoctor
Cher.
Ahab versus Tom Bombadil.
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:20 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Tom Bombadil - as mysterious as he is powerful and hokey, but way better than Ahab.
White Onion versus Garlic
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:15 pm
by Creator
Garlick! It even keeps Vampiers Away!!
Speaking of Vampiers -
Blade vs. Lestat!
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:01 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Blade - Lestat would get julienned, because he is slow to describe using Anne Rice's gluttenous prose.
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:54 pm
by Creator
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Blade - Lestat would get julienned, because he is slow to describe using Anne Rice's gluttenous prose.
You need to offer a competition Dukkha!
[Edit: Oh well ..... I might as well add one!]
colon ":" vs semicolon ";"
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:19 am
by Cheval
semicolon = it "winks" at you.
Science or Religion?
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:54 am
by onewyteduck
Don't know and I sure as hell ain't gonna stick around to see.....who wants to get caught in the middle of that?
Lassie vs Rin Tin Tin?
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:48 pm
by Cheval
Rin Tin Tin because Lassie is too busy saving Timmy from the well.
SpongeBob or Patrick?
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:32 am
by drew
Patrick.
Even though they're both double-bubble blowing babies...Spounge is still more of a wuss.
A Brian Surgeon vs A Rocket Scientist