Juan Valdez
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hahaa! The Valdez returns!! Good to see/read you again - you brightened up last summer for me, I look forward to reading more of your cerebral posts.
A small point......ah... for one of such....ah......supreme intellect and no doubt it was......ahem...intentional..but "vacuum" is how you spell it stout fellow.
A small point......ah... for one of such....ah......supreme intellect and no doubt it was......ahem...intentional..but "vacuum" is how you spell it stout fellow.
He came dancing across the water...what a killer...
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HA! RIGHT!
SIR! HA! You are correct! Vacuum! INDEED! My dear, Hamako, you have caught me in fallacy....forgive...this fallen star.....the whithered remnant of a once formidiable...cerebrum....
Mayhap I was once a universal genius..to rival...the greatest of them....nay....to surmount!.....however....heh...this appears to no longer be the case....you have made a mortal of me Hamako....HMPH! yes.....heh...thank you sir....the lofty heights were becoming far too solitary....
On...a different note...not be confused with F sharp.....it is great to see...you once more as well Hamako....it does my cartoid....good....to hear that I brightened a summer for you.....thank you......and I will strive...strive I say...to the utmost....to ensure that I fail....you not...in accomplishing the feat yet again.....only to be followed by subsequent....not be be confused with..followed by.....success in the area of your personal..peace..pleasure and ..general attitude toward the world..at large.....not to be confused..with a fugitive...harrison ford....or at small....a rather lengthy...list of things....with which one may confuse him or herself.... to...be sure....
Totality..in all its birth...is nary...sought...for one of girth....for be nimble...and......dirth...be pale....and none shall see beyond the veil.....
Let all..that seek..to venture forth..into the...wild...WILD! I say...tundra...pronounced...TON!! DRA!.....not forget..that the african honeybee...should not be taunted...or in anyway...perturbed.....so as to insure...the integrity....of said explorer's epidermal layer....or layers..as the case....may in face be....not to be confused...with the aforementioned....flying bug.....HA!...RIGHT!.....
In other words....when trailing a rampant anteater.....be sure...to wear formal dress.so as not...to be confused...with...a harried...hormiga...of great girth...for this will delight the creature....and send you on a wayward path....full....FROUGHT!.......FILLED!!!...with horrors...the likes of which are beyond the conception...of the most....gifted...individual....
sunscreen....being the gift of apollo to us all....should be worn at all times...whilest...you are in the brush...and brambles...of the tundra.....not be confused.....with an overweight..mythological...beast..of vast proportion......therefore...you need not bring sword...and torch...it will only serve...to hinder your progress......
Remember.....now this is crucial....rotate the front tires of your personal transport vehicle with the rear....every 6 months or so.....ao as to ensure...a smooth uneventful ride....lest you must resort...to the fabled..and yet oft...declaimed....LPC's....leather personnel..carriers.....easily obtained at your local....shoe store.....a fate....to which...none should ever be forced....to succumb....
Tah...HMPH!....yesss.....
- Juan Valdez
" ....let me be held always, in the eternity of your eyes, and with a look that is a kiss, i fall from your gaze, falling, with the tear that held our world, I plead, "please, one more dream, one more life.....," forever silenced by the dust at her feet...."
SIR! HA! You are correct! Vacuum! INDEED! My dear, Hamako, you have caught me in fallacy....forgive...this fallen star.....the whithered remnant of a once formidiable...cerebrum....
Mayhap I was once a universal genius..to rival...the greatest of them....nay....to surmount!.....however....heh...this appears to no longer be the case....you have made a mortal of me Hamako....HMPH! yes.....heh...thank you sir....the lofty heights were becoming far too solitary....
On...a different note...not be confused with F sharp.....it is great to see...you once more as well Hamako....it does my cartoid....good....to hear that I brightened a summer for you.....thank you......and I will strive...strive I say...to the utmost....to ensure that I fail....you not...in accomplishing the feat yet again.....only to be followed by subsequent....not be be confused with..followed by.....success in the area of your personal..peace..pleasure and ..general attitude toward the world..at large.....not to be confused..with a fugitive...harrison ford....or at small....a rather lengthy...list of things....with which one may confuse him or herself.... to...be sure....
Totality..in all its birth...is nary...sought...for one of girth....for be nimble...and......dirth...be pale....and none shall see beyond the veil.....
Let all..that seek..to venture forth..into the...wild...WILD! I say...tundra...pronounced...TON!! DRA!.....not forget..that the african honeybee...should not be taunted...or in anyway...perturbed.....so as to insure...the integrity....of said explorer's epidermal layer....or layers..as the case....may in face be....not to be confused...with the aforementioned....flying bug.....HA!...RIGHT!.....
In other words....when trailing a rampant anteater.....be sure...to wear formal dress.so as not...to be confused...with...a harried...hormiga...of great girth...for this will delight the creature....and send you on a wayward path....full....FROUGHT!.......FILLED!!!...with horrors...the likes of which are beyond the conception...of the most....gifted...individual....
sunscreen....being the gift of apollo to us all....should be worn at all times...whilest...you are in the brush...and brambles...of the tundra.....not be confused.....with an overweight..mythological...beast..of vast proportion......therefore...you need not bring sword...and torch...it will only serve...to hinder your progress......
Remember.....now this is crucial....rotate the front tires of your personal transport vehicle with the rear....every 6 months or so.....ao as to ensure...a smooth uneventful ride....lest you must resort...to the fabled..and yet oft...declaimed....LPC's....leather personnel..carriers.....easily obtained at your local....shoe store.....a fate....to which...none should ever be forced....to succumb....
Tah...HMPH!....yesss.....
- Juan Valdez
" ....let me be held always, in the eternity of your eyes, and with a look that is a kiss, i fall from your gaze, falling, with the tear that held our world, I plead, "please, one more dream, one more life.....," forever silenced by the dust at her feet...."
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Juan, I am awed at your masteryJuan Valdez wrote:On...a different note...not be confused with F sharp.....
Totality..in all its birth...is nary...sought...for one of girth....for be nimble...and......dirth...be pale....and none shall see beyond the veil.....
Let all..that seek..to venture forth..into the...wild...WILD! I say...tundra...pronounced...TON!! DRA!.....not forget..that the african honeybee...should not be taunted...or in anyway...perturbed.....
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heh...thank you...Covenant Jr...mastery...who knows....but a squirrely mind.....indeed......alright..i confess...i am..in fact...a master of all......
HA!....hmph......yes.......IT IS IMPORTANT.....IM...POUR....TAN...T..!....to note...that while hide and go seek is....by all appearances...a happy...playful..and otherwise peaceful sport.....be it not forgotten...that if the children were each given torches and pitchforks...this jovial past-time....would then resemble somthing decidedly worse.....
nay...ten fold....be it as it may......that is all.....
and the seventh...trumpet...sounds......hark.....be you angels......or planes of architecture.....divine...or mathematical......and do you have valid ID.....all of great import..to be sure.....not to be confused..with oil.....crude or otherwise...
- Juan Valdez
HA!....hmph......yes.......IT IS IMPORTANT.....IM...POUR....TAN...T..!....to note...that while hide and go seek is....by all appearances...a happy...playful..and otherwise peaceful sport.....be it not forgotten...that if the children were each given torches and pitchforks...this jovial past-time....would then resemble somthing decidedly worse.....
nay...ten fold....be it as it may......that is all.....
and the seventh...trumpet...sounds......hark.....be you angels......or planes of architecture.....divine...or mathematical......and do you have valid ID.....all of great import..to be sure.....not to be confused..with oil.....crude or otherwise...
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...thank you m'lord.....you honor me.....
heh...danlo...i like the spoiler......but do please explain.....what is it..that is difficult to place?.....if you'd prefer i not continue...i respect you...and your place here at the watch more than enough..to cease and desist should...you so request it.....
my friend..this is an honest response.....if what I do troubles you...please let me..know....that i may alter my habits.....
however...HOOVER!....if it was simply...a foible then on with the show I daresay......eh....
....hope all is well with thee Mhoram, Danlo......
-Juan no disrespected intended Valdez
heh...danlo...i like the spoiler......but do please explain.....what is it..that is difficult to place?.....if you'd prefer i not continue...i respect you...and your place here at the watch more than enough..to cease and desist should...you so request it.....
my friend..this is an honest response.....if what I do troubles you...please let me..know....that i may alter my habits.....
however...HOOVER!....if it was simply...a foible then on with the show I daresay......eh....
....hope all is well with thee Mhoram, Danlo......
-Juan no disrespected intended Valdez
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You need to post more often. 
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.....he spoke with blatant candor...while Mardharth the girthy laughed with glee as Pilsbury and Pabhorst rolled merrily down the hill...
nary a dolphin..may be found in the nets......tuna however...enjoys a much more dismal fate....and why...prey...tell....HA!...yes......would we favor the dolphin over the tuna?....i for one find dolphins the greater threat......which leads me to my next point....ever so crucial...so be advised....read....with...caution....and with blatant candor..if it be possible..always remember...when in doubt...do as Mardharth does....or as Juan would have you do....HMPH...RIGHT!!!
next..point!
when traversing high alps...of any sort...be sure to have..close at hand...a can of aerosol cheese...with which to daunt the ever elusive...yet...terribly stalwart...yeti...or....abominable..snow person.......we are politically correct here..in the tribe of...merry..weather...hmph....however..HOOVER!..pronounced...WHO-VAH!.......rapidly increasing bits of ....falling scree from any location..should be quickly noted...at which point one must vacate..said premiss...without the pretense of daliance...or....harboard swath shaffy..............................whatever THAT may mean....HA!....and with good cheer he kicked the ball high....
watch closely now...you will note a ........ nay....mind change...you will note nothing......apologies...
i take my leave for the moment......i had my doubts that id ever return...however..i seem to have found mirth..girth..dirth....birth...and worth....once more!!! TALLY HO!!! count them! ALL OF THEM!!!
HA..what sport...i say..but what of the cat and fiddle???......
good.... day all!!!
JUAN VALDEZ LIVES YET!!!!!!
-Juan its good to be back Valdez
nary a dolphin..may be found in the nets......tuna however...enjoys a much more dismal fate....and why...prey...tell....HA!...yes......would we favor the dolphin over the tuna?....i for one find dolphins the greater threat......which leads me to my next point....ever so crucial...so be advised....read....with...caution....and with blatant candor..if it be possible..always remember...when in doubt...do as Mardharth does....or as Juan would have you do....HMPH...RIGHT!!!
next..point!
when traversing high alps...of any sort...be sure to have..close at hand...a can of aerosol cheese...with which to daunt the ever elusive...yet...terribly stalwart...yeti...or....abominable..snow person.......we are politically correct here..in the tribe of...merry..weather...hmph....however..HOOVER!..pronounced...WHO-VAH!.......rapidly increasing bits of ....falling scree from any location..should be quickly noted...at which point one must vacate..said premiss...without the pretense of daliance...or....harboard swath shaffy..............................whatever THAT may mean....HA!....and with good cheer he kicked the ball high....
watch closely now...you will note a ........ nay....mind change...you will note nothing......apologies...
i take my leave for the moment......i had my doubts that id ever return...however..i seem to have found mirth..girth..dirth....birth...and worth....once more!!! TALLY HO!!! count them! ALL OF THEM!!!
HA..what sport...i say..but what of the cat and fiddle???......
good.... day all!!!
JUAN VALDEZ LIVES YET!!!!!!
-Juan its good to be back Valdez
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Festive folly, harb-horths holly, nary jolly pudding pat….
LOL
And that…is why I…am a genius….
TO..BE...SHURE!!....not to be confused with saw...HA! RIGHT! HMPH!!!
TALLY HO...
never...under any cricumstances....bother a penguin in the process of balancing an egg.....they have far too much on their minds as it is without..having someone harass...and annoy.....
please consult..march of the penguins....
and with that...
TAH!!!!
HA!
RIGHT!!
Juan the ever absent yet eternally present guardian of the watch Valdez
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-Juan Valdez
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And that…is why I…am a genius….
TO..BE...SHURE!!....not to be confused with saw...HA! RIGHT! HMPH!!!
TALLY HO...
never...under any cricumstances....bother a penguin in the process of balancing an egg.....they have far too much on their minds as it is without..having someone harass...and annoy.....
please consult..march of the penguins....
and with that...
TAH!!!!
HA!
RIGHT!!
Juan the ever absent yet eternally present guardian of the watch Valdez
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