Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2003 5:27 am
And what do they say about West Virginians?
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2003 6:29 am
I am from Michigan, born and raised, but both of my parents are from West Virginia. I've heard all of the stereotypes, and none of them are pleasant.
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:05 am
Well Variol Son, you show great taste....chocoholics table is the place to be.variol son wrote:thank god 4 the chocoholics table. im not a giant or a haruchai, & my cookin isnt quite good enuf 2 call myself a cook yet. & i no wot u mean infelice. im from NZ, but most of the world seems 2 think that NZ is part of OZ & so we often suffer from steve irwin & dundee as well. im glad ur all nuthin like that, or most of u.
sum sui generis
Isn't NZ really Middle-Earth?
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:52 am
some parts only. other parts, includin the city where i live, r pretty mundane, even a little dreary. u had 2 b quite wealthy 2 live in 'middle earth'.
sum sui generis
sum sui generis
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:08 pm
Caer Sylvanus pulls up a chair at the Multiplication Table (or Truth Table for you chipheads)
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:07 am
Eh, Truth table? I figured you'd take a seat at the Forestaal table. 
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:55 pm
And may I now present, the Raver Table! 
Thea, get over here! I'm setting up the hop-board thingie. 
Thea, get over here! I'm setting up the hop-board thingie. Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:21 am
Yay! Hop-board! Wait a minute, that's checkers.... Ok then. Hmm, I think I'd like a cup of klah, if you wouldn't mind.
Err, what am I doing here? I'm not a Raver.
Eek! That table isn't straight. Must... fix... table...
Er, can I be a waitress?
Wait a minute, that's checkers.... Ok then. Hmm, I think I'd like a cup of klah, if you wouldn't mind.Err, what am I doing here? I'm not a Raver.
Eek! That table isn't straight. Must... fix... table...
Er, can I be a waitress?
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:46 am
Here's your klah. You're here because I invited you. Yes, it's checkers. Don't touch the table, I like it like that.
Yes, you can be a waitress. Now, the Chocoholics table wants more chocolate liquor. Hop to it! Oh, and don't mind if the Haruchai start fighting, they do that a lot. Just stay out of their way. And watch out for Giants. I don't want my waitress getting stepped on. And the Ravers' table will get rowdy, so don't mind that either.
Yes, you can be a waitress. Now, the Chocoholics table wants more chocolate liquor. Hop to it!
Oh, and don't mind if the Haruchai start fighting, they do that a lot. Just stay out of their way. And watch out for Giants. I don't want my waitress getting stepped on. And the Ravers' table will get rowdy, so don't mind that either. Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:00 am
Ok, I'm on it. Here you go, here's your liquor. Have fun.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:33 am
Hey TF, may I sit down?
At which table do I sit?
The Giants table? The Ravers table?
Well I suppose the other Giants don't like me.
At which table do I sit?
The Giants table? The Ravers table?
Well I suppose the other Giants don't like me.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 2:24 am
You'll have to take a seat at the Raver's Table Kin. I think the Giant's Table is situated too close to the Forestal Table and I don't want to have to clean up after any nasty incidents.
And ......let's make things perfectly clear.....we don't serve brains in this establishment.
And ......let's make things perfectly clear.....we don't serve brains in this establishment.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 2:33 am
I'll sit with the Giants, if you don't mind. I'm an old friend.
Barkeep, a frosty mug of diamondraught if you please!
Barkeep, a frosty mug of diamondraught if you please!
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 2:41 am
Ahh Damelon !!! Welcome!!! There's a spot reserved for you at the Giant's Table just as you requested. I trust you know everyone. And one frosty mug of diamondraught coming up.!!! The first mug is on the house.
There's a spot reserved for you at the Giant's Table just as you requested. I trust you know everyone. And one frosty mug of diamondraught coming up.!!! The first mug is on the house. Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 8:01 am
Nothing like a cold diamondraught to refresh a Lord after a hard day of Lording.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:32 pm
Yes, you new Lords certainly have your work cut out for you. Especially with those Giant Ravers getting around creating havoc where ever they go ..... and the SUNBANE. Well let's not go there shall we 
Well let's not go there shall we Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:21 am
mmm .. is their a table for us mountains around here???
one with a view .. oh haha .. we are the view!!! lol ..
what can one say who is a most magnificent mountain peak like myself
one with a view .. oh haha .. we are the view!!! lol ..
what can one say who is a most magnificent mountain peak like myself
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:32 am
Your peaks are quite magnificent Skyweir.
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:34 am
LOL .. haha .. you're not the first to have told me that m'lady
tis as legendary as the Trevor Given chocky cheesecake recipe
tis as legendary as the Trevor Given chocky cheesecake recipe
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:39 am
LOL!!!! Your ability to crack me up is just as legendary as your peaks and chokky cheesecake. 