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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:14 pm
by balon!
Who brought religion into this? The last thing we need is some radical getting in my best friend's face because he happens to be in love with my TV remote.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:24 pm
by Cail
All due respect Balon, it certainly isn't natural.

And our Constitution (I'd like to think) specifically doesn't mention anything about the rights of the cantelope.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:07 pm
by SoulBiter
OMG.. I just realized.... I used to think a Jackalope was the offspring between a jackrabbit and an antelope. Now I find that it was a Jackrabbit and a cantalope...... What has this country... this world.. come to, when a rabbit can fall in love with its food? Whats next? Humapears and pizumans?

We must stop this unnatural selection while we can! Im writing my congressman before he too falls for a pizza or some slinky slice of pie!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:29 pm
by wayfriend
SoulBiter wrote:OMG.. I just realized.... I used to think a Jackalope was the offspring between a jackrabbit and an antelope. Now I find that it was a Jackrabbit and a cantalope...... What has this country... this world.. come to, when a rabbit can fall in love with its food? Whats next? Humapears and pizumans?
Nope.

Cowpeople.
Scientists Hope to Create Human-Animal Embryo

British regulators decided Wednesday to allow, at least in principle, the creation of hybrid human-animal embryos for research into degenerative diseases. The move came despite fierce opposition from some church and ethics groups.

[link]

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:32 pm
by Worm of Despite
I think I saw on Oprah (or maybe an old episode of Geraldo) that such things as gay octopi existed.

And then, there's always the duckbill platypus--proof that God doesn't know what He's doing.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:15 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Wayfriend wrote:
Cowpeople.
8O Guess that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Where's the beef?" :biggrin:

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:17 pm
by wayfriend
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Wayfriend wrote:
Cowpeople.
8O Guess that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Where's the beef?" :biggrin:
Well, I think one man with ten wives in the same bed gives a whole new meaning to that phrase, too. ;)

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:32 pm
by emotional leper
Wayfriend wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Wayfriend wrote:
Cowpeople.
8O Guess that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Where's the beef?" :biggrin:
Well, I think one man with ten wives in the same bed gives a whole new meaning to that phrase, too. ;)
Actually, one guy and two girls still makes for a 'where's the beef' situation.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:03 pm
by Cail
SoulBiter wrote:OMG.. I just realized.... I used to think a Jackalope was the offspring between a jackrabbit and an antelope. Now I find that it was a Jackrabbit and a cantalope...... What has this country... this world.. come to, when a rabbit can fall in love with its food? Whats next? Humapears and pizumans?

We must stop this unnatural selection while we can! Im writing my congressman before he too falls for a pizza or some slinky slice of pie!
See, this is exactly where this madness leads.

But to be clear, I support the individual right to love whoever or whatever you want, I just don't support changing the definition of marriage.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:51 pm
by drew
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Are you implying that you taste like chicken too?
I've heard that human tastes more like pork.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:00 pm
by emotional leper
drew wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Are you implying that you taste like chicken too?
I've heard that human tastes more like pork.
Also smells like pork when burning, too.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:02 pm
by Menolly
Long pork.

*nod*

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:36 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:46 pm
by emotional leper
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
Try some HuFu.

Or take a trip to Papua.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:22 pm
by Menolly
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
Who else?

Hop over to the Galley if you really want one or two.

...yes, High L-rd...I grabbed the opportunity... ;)

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:03 am
by Damelon
Menolly wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
Who else?

Hop over to the Galley if you really want one or two.

...yes, High L-rd...I grabbed the opportunity... ;)
So I see. :lol:

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:12 am
by Worm of Despite
Emotional Leper wrote:
drew wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Are you implying that you taste like chicken too?
I've heard that human tastes more like pork.
Also smells like pork when burning, too.
This thread has inspired me to order Hunan pork when I eat Chinese tomorrow night.

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:20 am
by Menolly
:shudder:

Ewww..gross!!

...and I usually love Hunan Pork...
Damelon wrote:
Menolly wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
Who else?

Hop over to the Galley if you really want one or two.

...yes, High L-rd...I grabbed the opportunity... ;)
So I see. :lol:
*blushing prettily*

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:54 am
by Reave the Unjust
YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!

SICK, I tell you!
8O




(continues practicing origami with his 27.5 wifelets)

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:13 pm
by wayfriend
Reave the Unjust wrote:(continues practicing origami with his 27.5 wifelets)
Practicing? When will you be ready to do it for real? Is it the pressure?