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Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:30 pm**

Emotional Leper wrote:
Esmer wrote:does regarding, voting and awarding someone as officially "Insane" for two years straight "belittle" them?
Signs point to Yes.?

He is a clown. . . the insanity naturally follows.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:41 pm**

heh!

B1?

meditate?

BE ONE?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm**

*groan*

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:57 pm**

Vitamin C helps improve your "?"

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:59 pm**

Marvin wants to know why Esmer thinks it's ok to toy with people like they are his personal play things?

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:06 pm**

EWTK2!

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:40 pm**

Marvin wrote:Marvin wants to know why Esmer thinks it's ok to toy with people like they are his personal play things?

He's obviously Lord Foul.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:45 pm**

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:52 am**

Esmer wrote:If you have athlete's foot, and you wash your socks with your underwear, will you have athlete's balls?

So lets get back to the original question..

I don't know..

but I could guess that if you paid for the people to play sports then you could be an Athletic supporter.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:22 am**

History
The precursor of the jockstrap was a rubberized cotton canvas girdle worn for the sake of modesty by men and boys beneath their worsted wool bathing suits on public beaches during the 1860s. As public sporting events grew in popularity, athletes began to wear the rubberized canvas girdle under their tights and uniforms in order to avoid charges of corrupting public morals with displays of their covered but uncontained genitalia. In 1867, a Chicago sports team refused to take the field wearing "modesty" girdles and forfeited the competition. A riot ensued. In a newspaper story about the event, a Dr. Lamb was quoted as "having recognized a medical benefit to males by the wearing of a protective girdle."

In the 1870s, the Boston Athletic Club sought an undergarment that would provide comfort and support for cyclists (or, bicycle jockeys as they were then known) riding the cobblestone streets of Boston. Traditional undergarments were uncomfortable and the rubberized canvas "modesty" girdle caused chafing and blistering on bicycle seats. What the Boston Athletic Club wanted was a comfortable garment that would accommodate the movements of the bicyclist yet would contain and control the male genitalia in the manner of the rubberized canvas girdle.

In 1874, Charles Bennett of the Chicago sporting goods company, Sharp & Smith, invented the jockstrap. The original name of Bennett's invention was the Bike Jockey Strap and its logo, a large bicycle wheel. The jockey strap was intended, first, for bicycle jockeys, and secondly, for horseback riders. The "bike jockey strap" became known as a "jock strap" and, eventually, simply a "jock".

Bennett's newly-formed Bike Web Company patented and began mass-producing the Bike Jockey Strap. The Bike Web Company later became known as the Bike Company. The first consumer mass marketing of the jockstrap occurred in the 1902 edition of the Sears and Roebuck Catalog which claimed the garment, now termed an "athletic supporter" was "medically indicated" for all males that engaged in sports or strenuous activity.

In the early 1900s, the jockstrap influenced the invention of the Heidelberg Electric Belt, a low-voltage electric powered supporter that claimed to cure kidney disorders, insomnia, erectile disfunction, and other ailments. Jockstraps are medically used today to facilitate recovery from injuries and surgeries such as hematocele, hydrocele or spermatocele.

During the 1980s and 1990s, jockstraps were generally no longer mandatory in high school and college sports and gave way to compression shorts. In the early years of the 21st century, however, Calvin Klein, Under Armour, and other manufacturers introduced their own lines of jockstraps and renewed interest in the original garment. An abundance of fashion jockstraps are currently marketed as an alternative to regular underwear.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:44 pm**

is "crescent fresh" analogous to "new moon"?

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:12 pm**

Recieving transmission. . . .

Esmer out to Esmer...do you hear me out there, man.

This is Esmer back to Esmer...I read you loud and clear, man.

Esmer out to Esmer...Your signals kinda weak, man. How far out are ya, man?

Esmer back to Esmer....I'm pretty far out, man.

Esmer out to Esmer...I'm orbiting Pluto and I'm getting drawn in by its grooveatational pull, man. Yeah man.

So set your phasers to funky!

Maaaaaaannnnnn.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:32 pm**

Either Esmer is also a Clone of Doctor Funkenstein, or someone stole the keys to the Mothership...

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:14 am**

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:45 am**

are you people trying to kill me?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:55 am**

Esmer wrote:are you people trying to kill me?

Yes, but it's only because you worship false Gods.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:57 am**

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:58 am**

that's a bunch of bull!

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:00 am**

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:09 am**

good lord, what have I DONE?

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