ok first .. footy shorts are nothing like .. 'speedos'
and if you think speedos are sexy .. go watch Meet the Parents .. that says it all imo
LOL
yes duchess I was thinking savoury crackers .. frame of reference and all that
even so .. smores still sound strange .. LOL

hot camp fire roasted waggon wheels huh?? .. I dont even like them cold
i am sure they're all you say they are but
and yeah i'm fending off a nasty visual .. of duchess and dans boxers

lol .. jk
.......................
back in the cemetry ..
F&F makes good progress on my woollie socks

.. heh at least he's good for something

it gets mighty cold in these parts
an acrid foul smell permeates the air - "oh god whats that awful stench??" .. I ask myself politely
I turn around and see ............... LORD FOUL standing there .. clearly in need of a new pair of socks!!!
"when was the last time you changed those socks" I ask wearily .. not wanting to narrow the gap between us
He doesnt answer .. mmm .. somethings afoot .. i can smell somethings just not right .. He seems to be hiding a rather large pair of silky boxers behind his back.
What are you doing with those boxers LF? .. he turns a pale shade of crimson .. mmm .. I seem to have hit a nerve .. Whose boxers are they and what are you doing with them??
LF retains his silent resolve .. refusing to divulge his intent with the boxers.
I hear music and singing in the distance .. I take LF into custody .. suspecting him of snowdropping
I cuff him and we walk over to the sound of hte music .. a camp fire becomes clearly visible and a number of folk about it ..
it seems prima facie innocent .. but on closer inspection .. duchess and infelice seem to reciting incantations and sniffing boxer shorts!! What is it with these boxer shorts tonight?? I wonder .. to myself ..
suddenly among the fray i spy Fist and Faith .. not back at base where i left him knitting .. but joining the festivities by the fire

he looks like a man possessed .. and is acting like one too
demanding to be given AFL footy shorts ..
very strange behaviour indeed .. i mean i can see why he would become obsessessed with dressing like an AFL player .. i mean it would do wonders for his .. waning sex appeal .. but of all people he has never shown an interest in AFL before ..
mmm .. the plot thickens ..
as i near the camp fire i see between the grave stones more people coming into view

.. and all up to no good ..
thank god I am here to sort this sordid mess out

<thinks pretty highly of myself>
cov jr. is playing tiddly winks with dried lentils!!! danlo is drooling over the girlies .. <there's got to be an offence occuring there

> and syl. seems to be having trouble getting in touch with his inner self

.. brinn is on a soap box - actually making soap

.. and kins is unearthing the deceased - piece by piece -
there are more people .. but they are hidden behind a further row of grave stones ..
I can see i have my work cut out for me tonight
...................... to be continued
