Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:29 pm
What!? No, TC has no humor, Luke had no humor...Han Solo was the funniest character in Star Wars...hmmm...since there are really no "funny" characters in TCTC...we could go with SaltHan FoamSolo.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:24 pm
I think you'd have to have Anakin for Linden. Leia simply isn't whiney enough to pull it off.
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:39 pm
Hmmm...Linakin it is!
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:57 pm
I'm sorry, what are you saying about my Love?
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:17 pm
Oh, nothing. I'm just surprised that, throughout the entire Second Chronicles, nobody ever asked her if she would like some cheese with her Whine.
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:29 pm
...Tull wrote:Oh, nothing. I'm just surprised that, throughout the entire Second Chronicles, nobody ever asked her if she would like some cheese with her Whine.
You're kidding, right, guy?
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:58 pm
Mmmmm....Cheese and Whine.Tull wrote:Oh, nothing. I'm just surprised that, throughout the entire Second Chronicles, nobody ever asked her if she would like some cheese with her Whine.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:14 am
When I hold in my hand control of both the Clear and the Brown Liquor, you Linden-doubting Grovelers shall be put in your place.
Unfortunately, it's Sunday, and there are no alcohol sales for 12 more hours.
Unfortunately, it's Sunday, and there are no alcohol sales for 12 more hours.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:24 am
But I can see it perfectly. Linden would relay some tale of woe to the Giants, and Pitchwife would go "Stone and Sea, Chosen! Your tale falls upon ears that know not how to hear joy! We must certainly partake in an offering of Cheese to accompany it!"
Or something to that effect. Can't you just see it unfolding before your eyes? Pitchwife would laugh heartily, and Linden would have a 2-page internal monologue about whether he's making fun of her, and whether or not she should accept the cheese for hopes of using the Power of Cheese to quench her thirst for power and thus solve the conundrum of whether or not she should take Covenant's ring.
Or something to that effect. Can't you just see it unfolding before your eyes? Pitchwife would laugh heartily, and Linden would have a 2-page internal monologue about whether he's making fun of her, and whether or not she should accept the cheese for hopes of using the Power of Cheese to quench her thirst for power and thus solve the conundrum of whether or not she should take Covenant's ring.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:26 am
hee-hee-hee
*grabbing a bag of popcorn and curling up in the corner to watch events unfold*
...this is gonna be good...
*grabbing a bag of popcorn and curling up in the corner to watch events unfold*
...this is gonna be good...
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:59 am
That's it. I'm proposing to Turiya.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:13 am
*setting up the voyeur telescope to watch the proposal*
Wait...
Turiya or Turiya Foul?
(two different posters)
Wait...
Turiya or Turiya Foul?
(two different posters)
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:18 am
Turiya Foul.Menolly wrote:*setting up the voyeur telescope to watch the proposal*
Wait...
Turiya or Turiya Foul?
(two different posters)
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:24 am
There's still "blue laws" where you live? Where on earth are you?!Emotional Leper wrote: Unfortunately, it's Sunday, and there are no alcohol sales for 12 more hours.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:27 am
South Carolina, currently.MsMary wrote:There's still "blue laws" where you live? Where on earth are you?!Emotional Leper wrote: Unfortunately, it's Sunday, and there are no alcohol sales for 12 more hours.
Tomorrow? Who knows?
It's great having a TARDIS.
You know, I suppose I could go forward in time 12 hours, buy alcohol, go back in time 13, leave it here, then come back to now, and have alcohol.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:29 am
Why wait? 
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:29 am
I haven't seen her in forever.Emotional Leper wrote:Turiya Foul.Menolly wrote:*setting up the voyeur telescope to watch the proposal*
Wait...
Turiya or Turiya Foul?
(two different posters)
Tell her to get her self over to the Galley.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:31 am
I'm still planning on having to wait 3 to 6 months for her reply!Menolly wrote:I haven't seen her in forever.Emotional Leper wrote:Turiya Foul.Menolly wrote:*setting up the voyeur telescope to watch the proposal*
Wait...
Turiya or Turiya Foul?
(two different posters)
Tell her to get her self over to the Galley.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:23 am
Why so long?
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:30 am
'cause she's MIA?