A parody of Yacht Rock legends of the 80's! Very funny!

Post by **lurch** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:13 am

double post apologies submitted for your perusal and acceptance....otherwise,, hip hop is todays yacht rock..

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:03 am

lurch wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:And if you don't watch it you won't be one of the cool kids and when next Elohimfest rolls around and you are hanging out with Damelon and Lucimay and Bloodguard Bob and I and we suddenly start making Yacht Rock jokes you won't know what we are talking about and feel terribly left out of the group . You don't want that to happen, do you?

WHOOOAAA there,,hold on a second...now let me see here..since i didn't listen to the pablum in its first go around,,how in the world would I be cool if I watch a send up of it all now..?..Thats like going out doors today in Phoenix to cool off..Yea..when they do a number on Bob Seger,,then maybe I'll have a watch..That sob deserves a kick in the crotch. Oh.. hope I haven't trampled on anybody precious memorys of doing something for the first time while listening to a Seger tune...LMAO when every one said ,,oh he sold out,, when he did the GMC Like A Rock flip..WHAT?? sold out?? He was only in for the money from the start.. His ART? ahahahahahaha..Yea ..let me know when they do Seger

The thing is, Lurch, the Yacht Rock lampooning is affectionate.

Post by **lurch** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:31 am

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The thing is, Lurch, the Yacht Rock lampooning is affectionate.[/quote]

Lampooning and affectionate,,hhhmm..thats really a close call..not like that basketball game last nite....Thats almost oxymoronic..I feel the dry wit of a Brit there...and its only 3 % humidity in Phoenix now..But I suppose my disdain for the Yacht Rock may be hindering my abilities to see the affectionate..I 'm having trouble with that..like affectionate is..let me think,,uumm affectionate is like,,aaauuumm.. Oh I know..Affectionate is like when a woman folds your laundry for ya..I didn't see any body folding pants there...but i liked that line.." They're not people,, they're Jimmy Buffet fans!!...Yea,, thats the only one I watched ,,all the way thru...I still think they ought to do one on Bob Seger. He could come rollin up in a Land Yacht,, a Caddy Limo or a Stretch Hummer,,You ever see one of those?.. They are all over rthe place down here,, Yea,,a Hummer front and Hummer back,, but like 20 yards of a Shieks private 737 in between. And ole Bob could say he bought one in order to help keep all those factory workers back in Detroit employed..aahh geez Bob,,you're so ,,,,affectionate.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:02 pm

"Am I an irrelevant joke, Jimmy Mussina?"

"You're a good looking guy and you sing real purdy too."

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:53 pm

I'd just like to share that I woke up this morning with "What A Fool Believes" running through my brain. Curse you, yacht rockers!!!

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:08 pm

Ouch.
Fortunately, I tend to have Danger Zone in my head instead when that happens...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:34 pm

I wrote a fan letter to Michael McDonald on his my space. CovJr watched me do it. My first fan letter ever.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:25 pm

And this will be the first time I'll be committing someone in my family. I'm drawing up the papers now, and mom and dad and willing to sign them.

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:26 pm

I was gonna say, "It will be Michael McDonald's first fan letter on his site ever." But I like your response better, Cag....

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:37 pm

I would have sworn if a fan letter from Jenn would be written to a yacht rocker, it would have been to Kenny...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:03 pm

well, it was more like a whole bunch of sucking up and then a request for more t-shirts to be available on his website. I looked the other night and they had my size and now all they have left are medium in girlie tees. I need a large one dammit. I wanna wear Michael's head on my boobs. Is that too much to ask?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:54 pm

WHOOOO HOOOODY!!!!!

I got my t-shirt in the mail today. It has the faux Hall on it and says, "Get your dick out of your heart" and it came with my free dvd of episodes 1-11!!!!! No more crappy you tube! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! in fact... that's hawt Hawt HAWT!!!!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:16 pm

As long as you're not claiming Hall is hawt Hawt HAWT. That would make me fling myself into the nearest chasm. And there aren't any around here, so I'd have to travel. I'd rather not expend all that effort if I don't have to.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:50 pm

Actually I must correct myself. It's Oates and NO NO NO, I did NOT mean Oates is hot. I meant owning the disc is hawt!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:52 pm

I don't know which one's which. I trusted you to identify Hall and Oates, and you deceived me!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:04 pm

Hall is the blond and Oates is the one with the dark curly hair. I had to actually ask Lucimay.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:21 pm

Why don't you ask her to identify a bowler hat while you're at it?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:40 pm

Why don't you bite my left butt cheek you poncy bumsnogger?

Post by **lucimay** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:10 pm

uh...'scuse me...daryl hall IS hot!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:14 pm

Well it turned out we were talking about Oates anyway

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Why don't you bite my left butt cheek you poncy bumsnogger?

You cheeky wench! Pun not intended, but welcomed.

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A parody of Yacht Rock legends of the 80's! Very funny!